People who romanticize roll-down windows haven’t daily’d a car with them for almost a decade.

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Or how about - and stay with me - we get rid of the magnetic suspension and leather and sell it for $30k?

Definitely has that BMW-ness about it, as I just built a Clubman S for $38,000, or $11k over base price.

Making hard apple cider is easier. Just get some apple cider, and then wait.

A mistake - must have been trying to hit the highbeams to pass someone.

Considering the Chevy V6 makes more power and is more efficient than Toyotas, I can believe it. Toyota is using the same 1GE engine in the new 4Runner they’ve been using for the last decade. How can a company get lazier? A decade. 10 years.

Truly Toyota does amazing things with ancient technology. Who knew in almost-2016 you could still purchase an SUV that uses essentially the same damn engine and transmission it did back in 2003?

I might. I might not. Fiiiine.

Thankee.

I turned this:

I know it’s just a “for-example”, but 100 bullets (round, etc) is only two boxes depending on what caliber you’re purchasing. I don’t own a firearm, but I have gone through 200 rounds in one trip to the shooting range. That would be four boxes, or about $120.

God dammit Drew now I can’t listen to your albums without thinking you’re an asshole.

Don’t you mean that Audi?

Does Ed Bolian have some sort of fetish for smelling fuel vapors in expensive German luxobarges?

Absolutely brilliant.

Most Girl Scout troops are shitty and terrible and don’t do anything fun because 1) the troop is not girl-run or 2) the leaders are not telling the girls they can do these fun activities. My troop camps, canoes, renovates trails, hikes, and I perform archery training for them because the girls want to do it and their…

Because you touch yourself at night, that’s why.

WELL I AM A CHEVY GUY

Neato. So it would just about break even fuel consumption-wise with the Concorde.