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“If our revenue does not grow at a greater rate than our expenses, we will not be able to achieve and maintain profitability.”

Celery makes your load taste sweeter...so there’s that. I’m not eating it, I don’t particularly care, but if you’re worried about your lady swallowing your DNA...celery and pineapple juice FTW.

Finally get around to opening a plus-size strip club.

Bishop of Macon, for those that were kinja’d

Why as a species would we NOT want to try and eliminate things like Downs Syndrome, cerebal palsy, etc.? Whenever you use the “E” word everyone automatically equates it to the Nazis and you’ve poisoned your own well.

Don’t know how I missed this request, but here’s mine.

Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever.

+1. I loved Spaights’ script...then Lindelhof buggered it into bolivian.

My brother and I based our favorite joes solely on their weaponry...that being said:

Yes. Worked at the American credit card arm of an international bank for 5+ years, first as a contractor then as an FTE. A new CIO was brought in almost 2 years ago who has a hard-on for Silicon Valley and the interpersonal/leadership skills of a ficus. He idolizes Amazon (he refers to their CEO as “Bezos”, like