Parsnip Money

Parsnip Money

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3/31/16

That dude shoulda stepped back from that ledge, my friend

3/29/16

Like a Victorian child, Lucian Piane should be locked in my basement.

3/19/15

B-?
I'd give these episodes #3Cs

3/12/15

No disrespect but dis is mad disrespectful. #pissedbro

3/12/15

Survivor: 3 Limbs vs. 2 Limbs vs. No Limbs

3/12/15

Counting's hard, bro

3/12/15

#ThatsTheJoke

3/12/15

Joaqa Joaqa!

1/15/15

Hannibal

1/12/15

Just thought?

1/8/15

Paul Thomas Anderson's magnum opus, There Will Be Pregnant

1/8/15

Nope, that would be the 'Syndication Sliders'

1/8/15

*All of Tina's moans supercut*

1/8/15

You're tearing me apart Crystal!

12/10/14

Aw, I was kinda hoping Jon's exit would have a little more….whine.

11/13/14

The A.V. Club
public figures with New Jersey connections

11/6/14

Everyone knows she divorced like 10 women before it was even legal to marry them

11/6/14

#AndThenBeatMeWithTwoBalls

11/6/14

People rummage through James's bag in China, and Yau-Man's bag in Fiji, both times looking for idols (and finding them)

11/6/14

That might actually be an amusing season, Survivor has good J name players. Does Penner count?