Oh, that was rather delightful!

Yes! I get happy and then sad when I see his karaoke video. Poor, poor Gale. I take solace in knowing even though he's gone, he has indirectly set up the pieces for the end...

Seymore's voice was pure sex. meowers! *purrrr*

"The Linguini Incident"

Ugh, I've only read the Gawker and AV Club reviews, but are people really hung up on her body and how much more handsome is might be than her? That's disappointing. All I could think while watching was that he had HUGE separation anxiety and was so afraid of his loneliness he would take a woman off the streets. I…

I totally believe this, and know it to be truth.

Love how it's okay to make fun of how a person looks when the person is the target of the article.

Oh, how I adore!

"Gwyneth Paltrow and Cameron Diaz totally got on a private jet to go on a GIRLS' GETAWAY, but don't you feel like Cammie will do it right (tequila) and Gwynnie will do it wrong (seaweed crackers and holier-than-thou attitude)?"

This needs to stop. Everyone suffers some sort of trauma, and it's not an excuse to shirk responsibility. If this were true, the woman can get therapy to deal with. Only she can speak up and tell the staff: this makes me scared, and I need help. Just because someone feels bad doesn't give them a pass to be rude. …

Why does the first sentence pit the two women against each other?

Oh, off with her head, I love it!

I know what you mean. I took it as a flashback, a bad one, but I like your take on it better. So I'll go with that now.

Such linear thinking.

Huh?

Oooh, now that is slick. I love that!

Well, the main action is the chestbuster, not the penis.

That's a cute picture.

Well, Linds' dad is trying. In his fucked up (way fucked up) way he his trying. Which is more than than anyone else is doing. So, team douchebage for now.

Nicely put, well said!