Ehhhh given the topic of the show and how big a deal she’s made of the whole weight loss thing and the surgery.... I guess it doesn’t bother me as much as it should because she’s directly profiting and opening herself up for all of it. It is one thing to criticize some random celebrity who is overweight or god forbid…

Former owner of a 1998 Camry in beige. I feel your pain.

I love you for lit crawling and pubmed-ing.

God yes. Did you know most sinus infections are viral? Antibiotics are totally useless. Yet every time my idiot coworkers from my last job got a stuffy nose, they’d go to their ancient doctor who hadn’t read a medical journal in a decade and demand antibiotics. (They all went to the same doctor because they were all…

Can’t men get yeast infections and UTIs without any symptoms and reinfect their partners a ton of times?

Thanks to Mike Pence, my 61 year old father has finally agreed to get rid of his AOL account.

My dad has contemplated moving to a gerrymandered red district near us just to see if he could primary one of our less pleasant reps. He’s an old guard fiscal republican who votes democrat now because he can’t stand what the party became.

Not in every state or with every lease. Every apartment I’ve ever had put BEDBUGS ARE YOUR PROBLEM in big letters on the lease. Oregon and Colorado both. Luckily, I never had an infestation.

And buy whole chickens and cut them up yourself! Don’t buy chicken parts. Frontline’s “The Trouble with Chicken” will make you very paranoid and is free to watch on their website.

We saw someone demand A-1 Steak sauce at a Brazilian steakhouse and my dad wanted to lunge at them and do bodily harm for such a transgression.

That’s the patented Cory Gardner Method at work.

I like to think ol’ Cory knows that his time is coming. He can’t hide from us forever.

Colorado would probably join Canada without a lot of fuss. We’d just have to take Wyoming and Montana with us.

Who lets their five year old tweet????? That seems like bad parenting.

So what you’re saying is you want to go “to the pain” per Princess Bride rules?

I was in the IB program in the Denver suburbs before it was completely neutered and turned into a joke, and I can genuinely say I never worked harder in my life than I did in my junior year. We started with 200 some kids and it was whittled down to 84 of us by the end of senior year, and every one of us was…

We need to mail our “favorite” senator a ton of those inappropriately shaped candies they sell for bachelorette parties. You know the ones.

He sided with Hobby Lobby so as far as I’m concerned, he’s just more scum spread around by Lord Dampnut. Plus Cory Gardner likes him, and that sorry pile of wet toast just accused every Democrat calling his office of being a paid shill, despite the fact he took $50k from DeVos. I automatically and without reservation…

I’d just have labels printed with all the various addresses and mail them with the labels. That way if you want to keep them or something they aren’t all filled out.

Whoops, missed this reply! I have NO IDEA and people I’ve talked to have been vague about how to make sure the paper trail is clear. Getting post cards printed would be easy... distribution would be tricky.