Yeah I’m honestly looking at Lipo to fix my inner thighs just so I have less chafing while running. I’m in great shape and I look fine, but the way my legs are shaped means the little bit of stubborn fat in that area is EXTRA ANNOYING especially during marathons.

You’re right. As a copyeditor, I think saying “bovine excrement” is much classier.

Sure, but who knows where the fat you will lose will come from. I lost 30 lbs and most of it came from my boobs and waist, while my thighs remain stubbornly the same size.

Its the super-bro white guys that need their own rejection line. Everyone knows that.

Yeah I used Google voice all the time for that purpose. Worked great until my aunt started giving out my real number to every eligible male in Lousiana.

I agree! There’s so much hate for it but it’s not any worse than shitty soft serve in my book. I lost around 25 lbs a year ago and the maintenance has been a goddamn pain when I’m between marathon training programs. When I’m stressed and angry and I don’t have time to run off the calories of a pint of B&Js... Halo Top…

AB could also refer to Alton Brown...who is another celeb chef I like to watch but who would be insufferable to live with. He does have two kittens now so I will forgive a lot. Is there a definitive ranking of celebrity chefs you would have a one night stand with vs. chefs you would settle down with? Someone needs to…

Wow that makes Denver Comic Con’s 2 hr line yesterday seem tame, though I’m still absolutely done with their horse shit. I got fussed at for my costume twice (I was JLU black canary and my tights were not thick enough and they made me put the straps on under my jacket for my body suit). Then they took my dad’s Grunkle…

As someone tied to the state and Cajun culture... they really kinda are all nuts. Like you’ll find some pockets of sane in Lafayette now (still mostly nuts) and New Orleans (the good kind of crazy) but most of Louisiana is deeply in denial about their position in the world. Even when they leave they don’t tend to…

Yeap accurate. I’m realizing as I get older that the two best friends I had from childhood and high school are...not like me anymore. One didn’t grow up and one has become a shut-in with a husband I can’t deal with. At one point we were similar but shit changes over the decades. Where I was once willing to deal with…

My dad is so annoyed about this because he is heavily against “men’s only” or “women’s only” ANYTHING. Including the girl/boy scouts (should be only one organization), segregated gyms, etc. He wouldn’t go into a men’s only club in London on principle. In a perfect world he would be right, but the world isn’t perfect…

Thank you! I read this piece of trash at work and spent my lunch hour seething. I cannot fathom how the NYT thinks we are this stupid. I’m cancelling my subscription tomorrow.

We have Jared diamonds and Jared greenhouse and lawn supply in my city and it kills me there hasn’t been a “He went to Jared’s!” Commercial with a bag of cow manure.

... I can’t get past the fact it looks like pikachu in that color.

Are you making the applesauce yourself without sugar? Or are you buying the processed stuff? The regular old apple as the tree made it is still gonna be the best, but apple sauce made at home without sugar is not a huge problem.

But the mittens of disapproval are on!

I can’t stand that show after their birds episode. Not a single word about the animal abuse that contributed to the parrots spreading disease and they did nothing to address the issue when asked to.

cockroach! Did MIB teach you NOTHING?

I’m kinda tempted to do RNR NOLA’s full at some point but that’s for the future. There are far too many races and far too little time and money.

I set a PR for the 10k at Rock and Roll NOLA in 2016. That was just the best weather ever.