I loved that you held your kid out to him and told him to do something about her. Mad respect.

Pfft, I am on the mother's side here.

I came here for magical answers and you give me real talk?! I hate/admire you so much

Every time I read an article explaining how white people who think they are helping really aren't... this is the response from so many white people. "I don't know what to do then, maybe I should just do nothing?" If we stay inactive with the excuse of "not accidentally making things worse," we're letting the racist…

Your essay makes me uncomfortable. I honestly don't know how to help or be an ally. I work with kids in the family court system, either through abuse/neglect or juvenile delinquency/incorrigability. I want to fight for these kids, the majority of whom are POC. How do we do that without becoming a "good white person"?…

It's actually pretty hard to get kids removed. My mom admitted to doing some really weird shit to us as kids (like, locking us out of the house during the winter) to a social worker on a home visit and we never came close to getting taken away. She told therapists even worse stuff about being physically abusive and…

I've been using Google Calendar for years to block out my time. I recently had something come up at work and I proved my case by checking my calendar. I was able to pinpoint the exact day and time I was working on a project and thus won my case.

We girls sometimes do the thing where we pick the same person over and over again

There is a precedence to this though. Bill Gates wound up making his fortune when someone noticed his firebreathing act when he used to open gratis for REO Speedwagon, and Warren Buffet got his start working for free as a ring girl in backyard wrestling tournaments that were frequented by Wall Street talent scouts.

Maybe if he bought 99 Nokia phones instead, they could have been... N-Gage'd

I don't TRY to do it, but if I have to poop at a guys house (or if he's at mine) I poop. I figure if he can't handle me pooping/knowing that I poop etc he probably doesn't deserve to see me naked.

But it just bugs me, because we already pay more than enough taxes toward actual social services.

It is Texas. She should have just said that her baby was fracking for milk.

Ok well you can send me the kitchen. I am deeply enamored of toy kitchens, even though I have a house with a real kitchen that I use mostly for making coffee and taking bites directly from the block of whatever fancy cheese my husband bought last. But the toy kitchen I had as a kid? The greatest thing that has ever…

do not shit on my hippie dreams. Santa is bringing one of those sumbitches to our home next Christmas. I've been looking for the right one for a year.

Attention bad tippers: Paris Hilton is now a better person than you are. BOOM.

I would have no compunctions about bringing the pain to a bitch that subjects an entire plane to nail polish because she just.can't.wait to get to her destination and stink up someone's car or house instead. PLASTIC KNIVES AT DAWN, Y'ALL

Wait, when I was on a trip with a friend who whipped out a bottle, the flight attendant told her it was illegal because it was flammable, (this was before 9/11.) Lies? I was happy, because I just had images of it flying on my lap after some turbulence, but still!

You are my HERO /eyes shine/

Fuck that, I will cut a bitch who opens up nail polish on a crowded 737. Seriously?