If only!

Well done Anna Merlan.

I heart the moniker “juicy trunks.”

Alternatively, could the physical stress of running the marathon make your period stop?

I wish I could get all crazy mad destructive when something like this goes down in my life. Instead of dick chopping, I feel bewildered and turn the force inward... GAH I feel so much empathy for this person!

Mindymoo, that is so f’ing sad and not okay.

I love you now.

I was an in-charge flight attendant for a major airline. One day when I went to the cockpit to do my pre-flight briefing with the flight crew the Captain (it pains me to capitalize that word in this instance) noted the that our flight number contained the digits 6 and 9 and he started telling me about how he had…

Mark Shrayber you are not to be trusted with the babies. Delicious is a word we use for things we eat. Like liver and faba beans.

I think that Rose McGowan vestiment should have been titled 'Might as well.'

This is the fiercest GIF that ever was.

If you guys elect me Queen of Naboo, my first act as your fearless leader will be to abolish this grammerless and dehumanizing turn of phrase. The rest of my reign will be based on brainstorming done here in the Jezebel comments.

I'm teary over the fact that my teariness was prevented. I have to go hug something now.

You nailed the 90s dress esthetic. Takes me right back.

best 9 minutes and 45 seconds of my weekend fight there.

I am so disgusted I could hug you.

I'm sorry that happened to you. That sounds awful and I'm sure it doesn't even scratch the surface of your experience.

This is my favorit gif of all time.

Im in Canada and it's been a decade so I will gladly stand corrected, but i think that is right. You are not allowed to bring dangerous goods on board and that includes flammable products. Personal grooming products are sort of the exception (think aerosol hairspray) but even those you can bring on board but not use…

You'd have to cut her with a plastic knife, but heck, that would hurt MOAR.