Shared this with a friend from across the country who actually works at a comics shop and also happens to be black, and has many amusing stories about casual nerd racism. He had a pretty good comment I'm going to paraphrase here.

Him: "Okay, so if my shop had a room that everyone called 'dead nigger storage', think…

Hah, that was silly.

That is awesome cause I wanna sing "Weeelcooome to the daaaanger zooone!" before having sex.

This is such a great time to be pale, especially because white people have great new ways their coloring can be described, like "mozzarella undertones" or "exotic, mashed potato skin."

Oh Captain, my Captain!

"Wow. That's all I have to say."

My grandfather, the only grandparent I had that "Grandpa!" relationship with (the other grandparents were cruel), was hurt the same exact way on a construction site. Heartbreaking, but he inspired me. As a quadriplegic, he refused to let it limit him and his experiences in life: he managed to get a girlfriend and…

There's a number of us truly disabled gamers out there on Twitch. You don't always get to hear us, you don't always get to see us on a facecam, some of us are terminally ill and putting our last best footsteps FORWARD, and some days we're just too sick or in too much pain to make our show time. Sometimes you can't…

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I'd be so thrilled if you followed me, because for a brief moment in time, my notifications would say "Satan is following you." And I'd laugh and laugh.

Wait, what? Dammit, I have no idea what's going on.

Hot damn. J Lo has those ab-pube ridges that the super ripped athletes have. I am putting down this fucking donut down right now. I hate the entire world.

This was NOT doing her crotch any favors.

Everybody in this life has his or her personal line that cannot be crossed. I want you to ask yourself what your line is.

Everyone knows you never go full astronaut. Never.

Wow. Just Wow.

This story comes, as do most of my better ones, from my time working at Space Camp. I was working an adult weeklong camp during the off season and it came to the time of week when the campers participated in their extended mission which was eight hours long. I was working the SpaceHab area which is the self contained…

The moment I saw the headline, I knew it had to be Mark! I should know by now not to click, but this was downright pleasant compared to rosebudding and knotting!