I’m highly dubious of the current crop of Republicans. I think that a truly talented group of villainous Republicans would be able to create legislation that takes away healthcare from tens of millions of people and lowers taxes for the richest of the rich, but wrap it in a shell that completely obfuscates both facts.

Ok, I get this...in theory. But after months of BotW’ing and MK8D’ing—a great amount of that handheld, mind you—I finally dusted off the trusted N3DSXL yesterday, and wow. I’m having a hard time rationalizing why I’d want to play games on this when I get a much better handheld experience on that. And I love the 3DS!…

In this, we can agree. While Nintendo’s E3 showing left me feeling like maybe, finally, someone was actually listening to longtime fans (I’m heavily biased, but I’m leaning on the announcements of Metroid Prime 4 and Metroid: Samus Returns here), they do still seem to be stuck in a cycle of needlessly complicating…

If we found intelligent life on another planet, would WE ignore them as totally irrelevant just because they don’t have water or wouldn’t be suitable slaves?

Now I’m picturing an alien-reality show with their equivalent of Bear Grylls. “This new planet is RICH in minerals, which makes its primary denizens, the ‘humans,’ an EXCELLENT source of vitamins.”

They wouldn’t do it out of malice. As you say, any species advanced enough to reach us almost certainly doesn’t need what we have.

Don’t stop to talk, eat popplers!

That was literally the exact thing that broke us up. The big guy jumping out of the water for the waaaaay over-the-top JP callback set it up, and then the bro nod into the sunset just destroyed us, it was over. We were crying, tears streaming down our faces, almost choking.

GRANT: You trained raptors? That’s amazing! Did you learn to mimic their vocalizations? Because I studied their nasal cavities for years and was finally able to—

I laughed at the babysitter getting killed.

The ending of JW was so bad my friend and I burst out laughing uncontrollably and couldn’t stop until halfway through the credits. A lot of it was pent-up frustration with how idiotic the whole thing was, and also poorly executed. Fie on that movie, or any sequels it produces.

At least in the first one they weren’t incompetent, at worst some of them were overconfident. What did them in was Nedry’s deliberate sabotage. Muldoon was competent, but the raptors were just better. The park was fundamentally flawed, but Hammond didn’t want to believe that, and was overriding his staff of experts…

Awesome. I like Goldblum, I like the director. But can this please be good? The previous one was a poorly directed mess with somehow bad dino CGI and a plot that ran on supposed experts being total idiots. I want something at least solid.

You could tweet all you like at 45.

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This is neither “wild” nor “new”. In no way, shape, or form would an impact event ever be considered “wild” in astrophysics. The model may be new but the hypothesis is certainly not. This is an extension of previous modeling work. That is even acknowledged in the research paper itself.

Hahahaha wow I laughed way too hard at that. The comedic timing of the swastika is so well done.

I actually bust out laughing when the swastika popped up.

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