I think you got me wrong. The bit in itself is painfully unfunny, but your meta-joke on it about Trump was OK.

It can’t be overstated how poorly Lauer did as a moderator. He let Trump speak mostly uninterrupted with bizarre, fact-free monologues like these. Whereas when Clinton spoke, Lauer interrupted her actual answers about a half-dozen times.

Jesus fuck. This is the longest SNL cold open ever.

I used the same strategy to get my first serious girlfriend to sleep with me.

You know who would elect a misogynist dipshit racist elitist to be POTUS?

You know, he’s inching ever closer to “if [insert race] produces more criminals/terrorists/rapists/melanin, we may have to deal with them in a new and exciting way. A Final Solution to Make America Great Again...”