Put cheese on it. There. Done.

Remember, kids: the last time we got to the 6th installment of a Capcom franchise, we got a woman sucking-off a giraffe.

I was telling one of my co-workers about the Maverick and he laughed at the size of its bed.  Guy doesn’t even own a truck and thinks they need at least an 8 foot bed.  I fucking hate talking to boomers.

Funny how no other woman could achieve this.

Currently I feel like bots are an active detriment to the team their on because their AI difficulty is set so low. No idea why 343 decided to set the bot skill so low at Recruit level when the Test Flight had them at competent but fair ODST level difficulty.

LOL, the pandering in that trailer was a real sight to see. And I'm someone who usually chooses female characters in games. 

Can’t believe they didn’t call it Suplex City

This is one of the ugliest art styles I’ve ever seen.

The people left are willingly working for Spanfeller what do you expect? This is the TMZ of woke culture game news. I still go here every day like receding back into an abusive relationship.

Okay, I was wondering if I really lost track of time that much. The intro section felt really short.

John’s back to ripping out confidently bad takes, nature is healing.

It’d have been better if Infinite’s first couple of corridor-imprisoned hours were any good. But they’re just defyingly dreadful.

This bundle is an insane 15$ and locked to only use on one armour core. I don’t know in what world kotaku thinks paying a quarter of a AAA game for some daisies that are locked to armour you might not used is cool to make an article about.

you have to buy the credits on the store. 5000 credits is 60 dollars. So that teddy bear is over 15 dollars LOL and this article is praising this system. for 15 dollars in league of legends you get an Epic quality skin.

If you haven’t seen that before, then you haven’t played enough Halo 2. The Aim Assist in Halo 2 was like having someone with a second controller in another country second-guessing all your shots.

“In other words, they seem to miss the point.”

Also, Bernie fucking shows up to a real job and votes on bills and advocates for policy. He’s got a resume and receipts. He’s allowed to indulge a little bit, IMO, because he’s still advocating for a specific social democracy vision. Plus he doesn’t put on stupid vintage campaign hats and make dumb whiteboi faces on…

On the ranch? No. In the heart of downtown LA? Very much so. Context does, in fact, matter.

Yeah, but there is some drama between the royal family, and the headline is trying to make you think that that's what the article is about.

I’m sorry but this headline was real click bait. This doesn’t relate to them at all.