The dog park near me reopened this past week, and it’s been kind of a pickle for me. Everywhere else, I try to go when the fewest number of people will be there. But the whole point of going to the dog park is for my little bozo to get to play with other dogs. People have been cool about keeping 10 or 15 feet apart…

Kingdom Hearts was designed in a lab to make completionists weep.

I'm pretty relieved to not like these, it feels like I dodged a $600 Bullet Bill. I'll just stick to joylessly collecting, building, and displaying Star Wars vehicles, thank you very much.

The full, correct title is actually Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2.

That’s arguable. Denuvo sucks and was frequently a pain in my ass back when I used to buy games with it. If I can wait a few months until it’s likely removed, I save money and potential ass pain, and there’s not a huge difference to me whether I play P4 12 years after it came out instead of 11 and a half.

interestingly—for Nintendo’s lawyers if nobody else—

The T16000M has a preset profile with all the bindings already done for you in Elite Dangerous.

Elite is great in VR, but trying to control it with Touch controllers is something that should only be undertaken by truly insane masochists.

I refuse to just sit here while you talk about Marvel vs Capcom 2 like that.

I think I’m in a minority here, since Elite fans have been clamoring for space legs for years, but most of what’s being teased for Odyssey is the opposite of what I want out of Elite Dangerous. I like sitting in my chair and doing everything with a stick and throttle. I like living out space pilot fantasies from my…

Yo, listen up. Here’s a story about a little guy that lives in a blue world. And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue, like him, inside and outside.

I'm organizing a protest against the second movie to force them to give Sonic teeth.

“I had only the noblest of goals within my heart - enriching myself at the expense of other more skilled competitors. Imagine living in such a utopia, where everything is exactly the same except I have more money.”

Great speech, coach.

Honestly, hearing about situations like that is one of the only things keeping me sane right now. I moved in with some elderly family members last year including my mom, partially to help them out, partially because my life fell apart in a bunch of ways at once. Since this all started, I’ve been living in abject…

It’s kind of wild to me that this hasn’t become a more standard feature. I remember getting an original Xbox and thinking it’d be something you could do on practically every game within a few years.

I encourage them to take however long they need to fix or kill the lobbies and UI.

Be the comment that you want to see in the world.

Be the comment that you want to see in the world.

It’s honestly crazy how many racist-as-hell white people truly don’t believe themselves to be racist. A lot of them are swallowing their own bullshit that “it’s not about race,” it’s just about some mysterious, amorphous “standards of behavior” or something like that. They think that anything short of leading a…

I'm kind of surprised that none of the many Predator comics published by Dark Horse featured more of Dutch beyond some mentions and teases. I guess it was out of optimism that Schwarzenegger would eventually appear in a sequel.