I had several teachers tell me they’d never had a student work so hard to avoid doing work. Standards have really risen in the last few years.

Actually, at Nintendo, copyright protection and data security *are* handled by one man, and he's my uncle.

I’m still of the belief that games should be developed on standard hardware first, and have VR modes or conversions second.

You'd be surprised how many people are still donating to streamers now - even people who are saying in the donation message how times are tough for them right now and they're out of work. Never underestimate how willing some people are to pay to have someone say their name out loud and acknowledge them.

Okay, you’ve twisted my arm, Nobody. I’ll post it, and the other design I’m getting. The Mega Stick, and the FLCL Stick.

I’ve been looking to convert one of my older arcade sticks that I haven’t been using very much into one for classic consoles like the NES, with appropriate artwork. Spent a while fiddling with sprites to make a Mega Man design I was very happy with, with him standing on the rooftop from the Mega Man 2 title screen,…

What about a futuristic Ass Creed?

Compete ruled. And I think I got un-greyed there, which carried over to Kotaku proper (but never Deadspin, sadly). So, thanks to you or whoever over there is responsible for everyone on Kotaku having to put up with my comments.

I grew up

You could not be preaching to more of a choir.

“I’m not trying to downplay it, I’m merely attempting to...hey, what’s a better-sounding synonym for ‘downplay’?”

McFly, you bojo.

it’s someone who A) slept in Lea Thompson’s house, B) someone she tried to bang,

I don’t think WWE is going out of business until Saudi Arabia runs out of money.

This will be a shock to anyone who recognizes the little picture by my name, but I’m into this selection. I’ll see your Self-Immolate, and raise you an All Is Known.

I’m usually kind of concerned about schools punishing kids for something on social media that doesn’t happen on school grounds, like smoking weed or whatever, but also these two little assholes can get fucked off the side of a cliff for all I care.

Hideaki Anno has no pages.

I am shocked. Shocked! Well, not that shocked.

Anyone who has fun differently from me is wrong, and also probably a cheater somehow.

Carol’s kid ruined barns for everyone back in season whatever, so now nobody is allowed to enjoy them.