Be sure to smash that like quack button.

Co-op is for losers. Duck Game is for winners.

In a surprising twist, I’m actually glad (in this case, not necessarily overall) to be playing totally offline and “missing out” on this event since I’m not connected to Nintendo’s servers to verify my time and date. I’ve been getting the nice cherry blossom stuff without the creepy bunny, intrusive egg drops, and…

This is a deeply revealing insight into how long you think it takes to look at several photos and pick one.

In retrospect, Randy choosing to rename their main headquarters “Mega-City One” was a bit of a red flag.

“I AM THE COMPANY!”

Presumably it’ll be called Call of Duty Modern Warfare Remastered 2 (not to be confused with Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 Remastered).

I spend almost all my time in VR playing Elite Dangerous, and that’s designed to be played seated as you’re in a cockpit. It’s not for everyone, but if you have an itch to feel like you’re piloting a spaceship, it can be pretty rad. Only downside is that you may need to drop some extra cash on a joystick and throttle…

And in classic speedrunning fashion, this video became outdated in less than 24 hours, as a new strategy for Piston Honda 2 has already been discovered and the world record has been lowered several times. Salt himself currently holds it, at 40 seconds flat - just 0.03 seconds behind the tool-assisted record.

All of Turk’s stuff is actually possible to achieve in the game, and he knew what he was talking about. So at the very least, he’s a much more competent and convincing version of Todd Rogers.

I moved last year and recently found a cool theater “near” me that does midnight movies, so the last two I saw before they shut down were Batman: Mask of the Phantasm, and Cats.

“Come see the thing you like, without all that pesky stuff you liked about it!”

My bad, I meant to say he sounds like the Anthology of Interest narrator.

I think he sounds more like The Brain, personally.

Yeah, if anything this is a story about the dangers of building a business and then letting your children take it over.

Yeah, I’m with you, just taking a stab at what I think they meant. Maybe. I dunno, man.

So, a rent freeze, as in letting you not pay for an indefinite period of time with no penalties or interest? I think we can all agree with that system - or at least, the developers can, since that’s how the game already works.

I think maybe they’re pointing out that if you had a crowbar equipped in past Half-Life games, you were indeed looking at it all the time.

I assume that everything they’re selling us is made of spiders. 3 out of every 4 seeds in a bag are actually spider eggs.

Great, now I’m reading everything the Nooks say in English as being totally sarcastic and condescending.