You'd be surprised how many people are still donating to streamers now - even people who are saying in the donation message how times are tough for them right now and they're out of work. Never underestimate how willing some people are to pay to have someone say their name out loud and acknowledge them.

Okay, you’ve twisted my arm, Nobody. I’ll post it, and the other design I’m getting. The Mega Stick, and the FLCL Stick.

I’ve been looking to convert one of my older arcade sticks that I haven’t been using very much into one for classic consoles like the NES, with appropriate artwork. Spent a while fiddling with sprites to make a Mega Man design I was very happy with, with him standing on the rooftop from the Mega Man 2 title screen,…

What about a futuristic Ass Creed?

Compete ruled. And I think I got un-greyed there, which carried over to Kotaku proper (but never Deadspin, sadly). So, thanks to you or whoever over there is responsible for everyone on Kotaku having to put up with my comments.

I grew up

You could not be preaching to more of a choir.

“I’m not trying to downplay it, I’m merely attempting to...hey, what’s a better-sounding synonym for ‘downplay’?”

McFly, you bojo.

it’s someone who A) slept in Lea Thompson’s house, B) someone she tried to bang,

I don’t think WWE is going out of business until Saudi Arabia runs out of money.

This will be a shock to anyone who recognizes the little picture by my name, but I’m into this selection. I’ll see your Self-Immolate, and raise you an All Is Known.

I’m usually kind of concerned about schools punishing kids for something on social media that doesn’t happen on school grounds, like smoking weed or whatever, but also these two little assholes can get fucked off the side of a cliff for all I care.

Hideaki Anno has no pages.

I am shocked. Shocked! Well, not that shocked.

Anyone who has fun differently from me is wrong, and also probably a cheater somehow.

Carol’s kid ruined barns for everyone back in season whatever, so now nobody is allowed to enjoy them.

Be sure to smash that like quack button.

Co-op is for losers. Duck Game is for winners.

In a surprising twist, I’m actually glad (in this case, not necessarily overall) to be playing totally offline and “missing out” on this event since I’m not connected to Nintendo’s servers to verify my time and date. I’ve been getting the nice cherry blossom stuff without the creepy bunny, intrusive egg drops, and…