This is a deeply revealing insight into how long you think it takes to look at several photos and pick one.

In retrospect, Randy choosing to rename their main headquarters “Mega-City One” was a bit of a red flag.

“I AM THE COMPANY!”

Presumably it’ll be called Call of Duty Modern Warfare Remastered 2 (not to be confused with Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 Remastered).

I spend almost all my time in VR playing Elite Dangerous, and that’s designed to be played seated as you’re in a cockpit. It’s not for everyone, but if you have an itch to feel like you’re piloting a spaceship, it can be pretty rad. Only downside is that you may need to drop some extra cash on a joystick and throttle…

And in classic speedrunning fashion, this video became outdated in less than 24 hours, as a new strategy for Piston Honda 2 has already been discovered and the world record has been lowered several times. Salt himself currently holds it, at 40 seconds flat - just 0.03 seconds behind the tool-assisted record.

All of Turk’s stuff is actually possible to achieve in the game, and he knew what he was talking about. So at the very least, he’s a much more competent and convincing version of Todd Rogers.

I moved last year and recently found a cool theater “near” me that does midnight movies, so the last two I saw before they shut down were Batman: Mask of the Phantasm, and Cats.

“Come see the thing you like, without all that pesky stuff you liked about it!”

My bad, I meant to say he sounds like the Anthology of Interest narrator.

I think he sounds more like The Brain, personally.

Yeah, I’m with you, just taking a stab at what I think they meant. Maybe. I dunno, man.

I think maybe they’re pointing out that if you had a crowbar equipped in past Half-Life games, you were indeed looking at it all the time.

I assume that everything they’re selling us is made of spiders. 3 out of every 4 seeds in a bag are actually spider eggs.

Great, now I’m reading everything the Nooks say in English as being totally sarcastic and condescending.

Digital downloads? I’d like to know more.

I’m pretty sure he thinks homonyms are a threat to the institution of marriage.

In the end, I think that hard work doesn’t pay off that often.

In a case of “no, really, I wish I were funny enough to make this up,” Marco Rubio sent a follow-up tweet saying that he meant to say MARITAL law.