Imagine being some kid on 4chan

My local used music/DVD store mostly sold new items, still in the original shrink wrap, marked as “used,” which had been stolen by crackheads from Walmart and other legitimate music stores. The crackheads got less than a buck each. I remember the day the first Harry Potter DVD came out, and was $30 everywhere. They…

Zune and Rhapsody were both doing all this in 2006 or 2007 (Rhapsody started much earlier, but their library didn’t start getting really big until about that time), and doing it very well. I know people like to pretend everything related to the Zune is a hilarious mistake, but Zune Music Pass was awesome. I don’t…

Like with so many other stories, I am firmly Team Nobody on this one.

I cannot wait for someone to make a documentary about this movie in 15 or so years, when enough time has passed that everyone can be candid about what happened. The circumstances around the production remind me a lot of Alien 3, and the Wreckage and Rage documentary about that was fantastic (the blu-ray version, not…

Deadspin forever, bears never.

It’s disappointing to see The Game Awards lose their way like this, with nominees being decided based on personal relationships. I miss the good old days, when nominees were objectively chosen based on how much money they paid.

Let me guess, the controllers only work if I shove them up my ass?

Kids, if your Polteageist tells you that because you trust each other, it's going to "let" you be part of its reproductive act, tell an adult immediately. 

Just when you think you’ve got all the answers, we change the questions. And then gaslight you and insist that these were always the questions, and you’re just being hysterical if you think otherwise.

Drinking beer is a sport if you’re doing it right, and I’m sure Hooters offers their employees camo-patterned butt shorts for Memorial and Veteran’s Day, so I’m counting that under troops.

I hear ya, sister. My stick and balls make me violently reject discussion of anything besides sports and troops.

Can confirm. I’m white, and it’s fucked up how often other white people will just casually be racist around me, assuming I’m going to be cool with it. I once moved into a new place and my neighbors introduced themselves by saying “Thank God you’re not negroes, we’re so relieved.”

Every time one of these gets posted, people race to the comments to say this exact thing, stop THAT shit.

“A YouTube channel with an angry gamer screaming things? Well, now I've seen everything."

Wow, I thought that was going to be some flight assist party trick that looks more impressive than it is, like rotating through the mail slot. This was much cooler than expected.

The reasons you shouldn’t play Thumper while high are identical to the reasons you should play Thumper while tripping balls.

Whenever people talk about a Gundam model from the original series being “anime-accurate,” this is exactly what I picture.

SHUT UP AND SELL ME TANKHEAD MODEL KITS

Most of them quit. Burneko, Redford, Lauren, Wagner, Kelsey, Ley, and some others.