Edit: never mind, I see Luke commented while I was writing this, so no need for this to be here.

Also, I think it would be super cool if a wasp stung Jim Spanfeller’s urethra.

While I definitely agree that the lack of competition only makes it easier for 2K to do everything short of reach through the screen and shake players upside down until money falls out of their pockets, it’s kind of respectable for EA to just not release a game instead of adhering to the yearly schedule and putting…

I think I’m dyin’.

“Right here, in beautiful [throat clearing, mumbling]...Saudi Arabia."

I appreciate the people suggesting AdBlock, uBlock, et al., but then the problem becomes half the site being broken if it’s tuned aggressively enough to stop that stuff. Last time I tried, embedded tweets didn’t fully show, I couldn’t comment, and I couldn’t click on certain things (like the “you may also like...”…

“...until a series of traumas—being abandoned by her husband, losing her infant son, and discovering that she was a clone of Jean Grey—”

Can you guys ask the venture capitalists to make articles take up less space? It’s kind of hard for me to watch both of the “recent videos” that started playing in two separate places when I’ve got four or five lines of text distracting me.

If you're not going to say anything nice, you should just be quite.

A good internet rule of thumb is to pause before explaining something and ask oneself, “Wait, am I sure that I understand what’s happening?”

EA’s NBA games come to mind. They released NBA Live yearly from the mid 90s up through 2010, when the version that was supposed to come out was cancelled at the last minute (I believe during finalization, so about as late as you can get without releasing it) due to apparently being a mess. They didn’t release another…

“Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought something like this would happen to me, because I am a dog."

Shake it, sh-shake it, shake it, sh-shake it

I was going to say something nice about this pass, but I may not be educated enough on the matter at hand of no-look dimes, and I don’t want to start a word or sentence feud with LeBron James.

Thanks, I’m a dope. I’ve got a new puppy who wakes up every time I start to fall asleep, so my brain is trashed.

Am I missing something, with the “it’s $200,” and “pricing is TBD” thing? Are there two versions of this? I’m pretty sleep-deprived so I’m not trying to sound snotty, I assume I genuinely missed something.

I think Walt might look at sports medicine with some disdain because it seems like a healthy number of “I want to major in sports medicine” types are sort of “sports bro”-y. Like, if you don’t think you can hack it as a professional ballplayer, you get into sports medicine to be close to the game and hang around…

Malki Kawa: “Thank you all for attending this press conference I’ve called in order to strongly emphasize that I was definitely not knocked out, nor was I even dazed. I certainly didn’t pee and poop my pants while being not knocked out. Furthermore, I am not mad, and in fact I find this all funny. I will now be taking…

Famed jock and nerd-puncher, Daryl Morey.

So you’re asking why a cosplay website would discuss a major story about cosplay and the larger issue it raises? And you wrote a 15-paragraph comment to illustrate that there’s nothing worth saying about all this?