I was a fat kid who went to middle school and high school in Alabama, and that pressure was nonstop. Up through my sophomore year, I probably had 5 or 6 different adults a week telling me to play football. This is despite having less than zero athletic prowess or interest at that age. If it hadn’t been for my…

It’s such a tough look to be out here like “You can’t possibly expect our supporters to just not be racist at least once or twice, we’re not made of stone.”

He’s a really good fighter and he beat the absolute brakes off Brock in their title match - if you’ve ever seen the gif of Lesnar “break-dancing,” it’s him tumbling across the cage in the middle of Velasquez swarming him. But even as someone who’s enjoyed a ton of MMA and was a huge fan of Cain around that time, I…

I didn’t think very much about live fans’ difficulties like that until I was at a show with the Punjabi Prison. The only saving grace of how hard it is to see into that thing is that whatever happens isn't really worth seeing anyway.

Looking forward to the next expansion, One Way Ticket to Hell and Back.

This comment is long but still bangable.

You should check out the late Patrice O’Neal’s stand-up routine about money, and the common strategy of those in power/with money fucking people so hard initially that they say “phew” and thank you for continuing to fuck them, but not quite as hard.

Trump doesn’t need to live another 10 years for that same kind of image rehabilitation to happen. If anything, it will probably happen more easily if he’s not alive and capable of saying things to remind people how awful he is. There are absolutely going to be op-eds written by 2030 about how Trump actually wasn’t all …

“We started achieving extremely impressive benchmark results around the same time that we chained The Flash to a treadmill in our basement.”

That training camp sounds brutal.

This is such a wild statement that I almost wonder if you’re trying to say “the people who use the word incel [in reference to themselves]” are pathetic. But either way, you should probably lay off commenting, maybe think about hiring an editor. 

Have you noticed the same song playing every morning when you wake up? Do you see somebody slipping on a banana peel on your way to work every day? Are you getting sick of having this conversation with me day after day?

Stop trying to turn the suggested video algorithm against me.

Watching numbers get bigger. Kind of the whole point of a lot of games.

Who is saying Blizzard “doesn’t have the right”? Where are the people you are supposedly arguing against? I scrolled way down past a dozen other comment threads to find one person who even used the words “free” and “speech” kind of near each other, and they’re not making the point you’re arguing against. Don’t be the…

Such a typical part of this kind of stuff. “Hey, look, we wish it didn’t have to be this way, but our hands are tied. By us. And the bylaws we wrote last July. It’s a damn shame, but we made the choice to give ourselves no choice.”

I didn’t play a ton of RDR2 so someone can probably give a better answer, but they’re a notch or two above useless, and many notches below necessary or overpowered. I definitely got some of that, like the war horse, for pre-ordering on console, and I remember it being viable alternatives/upgrades to early game stuff.…

I’ll never argue that elves are pointless and lame, but goblins are a treasure.

Pretty much. At the end of the last expansion, rather than adding one new race for each faction, they sort of added three. But they’re rep-locked, and most of them are more like variants than full-blown new races. Tauren with antlers instead of horns, trolls that stand upright with different tattoos, orcs that aren’t…

You can’t fax stupied.