parksonian
parksonian
parksonian

It’s like my guidance counselor always said: Shoot for the tables, even if you miss you’ll land among the concrete.

Mayors get remembered, but legends never die.

The coolest part about The Last Jedi ever coming up in any context whatsoever is getting to hear people tell me about exactly what they felt was wrong with it in exhaustive detail, which I think we can all agree the internet needs more of.

So, how long could you see yourselves maintaining a Weekend at Bernie’s scenario in order to maintain your National Geographic fix?

Your still missing one.

Im sad to here that the writing is’nt up to you’re standard’s.

Wait, you’re wondering if a news outlet would use the word “millennial” in a story about a young person? Are you familiar with news outlets?

I don’t think I’ll be throwing or waving my hands in the air, thank you very much. I have far too many cares.

I was being a little reductive, but yeah. Born in Denmark, traveled and lived in the States a lot as a kid because her dad was a foreign affairs journalist (I remember reading she was at mission control with him for Apollo 11), and then settled in the UK.

Japan's esports laws are some of that ol' bullshit.

A surprising amount of guys from that wave of nu-metal seem really decent and normal. I caught Corey Taylor from Slipknot on an episode of a British panel/quiz show called QI a couple years ago, and he was polite and witty, basically a perfect dinner party guest. Completely charmed everyone there, especially the

He mimeographed him at best.

Wouldn't four times the fine for being Donald Sterling be that Steve Ballmer gives you 8 billion dollars?

“Actually, Twitch is consistent and fair in their moderation” is a hell of a hill to die on, just saying.

Did the Undertaker quit after throwing Mick Foley off the cage once? No, he slammed him through the top.

This comment has made me pretty surprised that none of the schools named after Native American tribes/racial slurs have named their stadium or adjacent areas “the burial ground.”

It’s just a preference or comfort thing. A guy from France named Luffy won the biggest Street Fighter tournament in the world a few years ago playing on a PS1 pad. That said, stick modding and tinkering is a whole hobby unto itself which can be very fun and rewarding, if you’re into that kind of thing. There’s all

Nobody asked me and I'm just one asshole, but while I enjoyed the video and am into comparisons and side-by-side things, I don't see the point of having both games/videos up on screen at all times if one of them is always going to be paused. I get that it would have been difficult and impractical to get video from

I’m pretty far on the “morally flexible” end of the spectrum when it comes to piracy and copyright infringement, but anybody who tries to profit from it sucks and deserves the full wrath of Nintendo’s legal team.

his punches looked (and still look) like a child’s