Can you guys ask the venture capitalists to make articles take up less space? It’s kind of hard for me to watch both of the “recent videos” that started playing in two separate places when I’ve got four or five lines of text distracting me.

If you're not going to say anything nice, you should just be quite.

A good internet rule of thumb is to pause before explaining something and ask oneself, “Wait, am I sure that I understand what’s happening?”

EA’s NBA games come to mind. They released NBA Live yearly from the mid 90s up through 2010, when the version that was supposed to come out was cancelled at the last minute (I believe during finalization, so about as late as you can get without releasing it) due to apparently being a mess. They didn’t release another…

“Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought something like this would happen to me, because I am a dog."

Shake it, sh-shake it, shake it, sh-shake it

I was going to say something nice about this pass, but I may not be educated enough on the matter at hand of no-look dimes, and I don’t want to start a word or sentence feud with LeBron James.

Thanks, I’m a dope. I’ve got a new puppy who wakes up every time I start to fall asleep, so my brain is trashed.

Am I missing something, with the “it’s $200,” and “pricing is TBD” thing? Are there two versions of this? I’m pretty sleep-deprived so I’m not trying to sound snotty, I assume I genuinely missed something.

I think Walt might look at sports medicine with some disdain because it seems like a healthy number of “I want to major in sports medicine” types are sort of “sports bro”-y. Like, if you don’t think you can hack it as a professional ballplayer, you get into sports medicine to be close to the game and hang around…

Malki Kawa: “Thank you all for attending this press conference I’ve called in order to strongly emphasize that I was definitely not knocked out, nor was I even dazed. I certainly didn’t pee and poop my pants while being not knocked out. Furthermore, I am not mad, and in fact I find this all funny. I will now be taking…

Famed jock and nerd-puncher, Daryl Morey.

So you’re asking why a cosplay website would discuss a major story about cosplay and the larger issue it raises? And you wrote a 15-paragraph comment to illustrate that there’s nothing worth saying about all this?

I was a fat kid who went to middle school and high school in Alabama, and that pressure was nonstop. Up through my sophomore year, I probably had 5 or 6 different adults a week telling me to play football. This is despite having less than zero athletic prowess or interest at that age. If it hadn’t been for my…

It’s such a tough look to be out here like “You can’t possibly expect our supporters to just not be racist at least once or twice, we’re not made of stone.”

He’s a really good fighter and he beat the absolute brakes off Brock in their title match - if you’ve ever seen the gif of Lesnar “break-dancing,” it’s him tumbling across the cage in the middle of Velasquez swarming him. But even as someone who’s enjoyed a ton of MMA and was a huge fan of Cain around that time, I…

I didn’t think very much about live fans’ difficulties like that until I was at a show with the Punjabi Prison. The only saving grace of how hard it is to see into that thing is that whatever happens isn't really worth seeing anyway.

Looking forward to the next expansion, One Way Ticket to Hell and Back.

This comment is long but still bangable.

You should check out the late Patrice O’Neal’s stand-up routine about money, and the common strategy of those in power/with money fucking people so hard initially that they say “phew” and thank you for continuing to fuck them, but not quite as hard.