parksonian
parksonian
parksonian

Trump doesn’t need to live another 10 years for that same kind of image rehabilitation to happen. If anything, it will probably happen more easily if he’s not alive and capable of saying things to remind people how awful he is. There are absolutely going to be op-eds written by 2030 about how Trump actually wasn’t all

“We started achieving extremely impressive benchmark results around the same time that we chained The Flash to a treadmill in our basement.”

That training camp sounds brutal.

This is such a wild statement that I almost wonder if you’re trying to say “the people who use the word incel [in reference to themselves]” are pathetic. But either way, you should probably lay off commenting, maybe think about hiring an editor. 

Have you noticed the same song playing every morning when you wake up? Do you see somebody slipping on a banana peel on your way to work every day? Are you getting sick of having this conversation with me day after day?

Stop trying to turn the suggested video algorithm against me.

Watching numbers get bigger. Kind of the whole point of a lot of games.

Who is saying Blizzard “doesn’t have the right”? Where are the people you are supposedly arguing against? I scrolled way down past a dozen other comment threads to find one person who even used the words “free” and “speech” kind of near each other, and they’re not making the point you’re arguing against. Don’t be the

Such a typical part of this kind of stuff. “Hey, look, we wish it didn’t have to be this way, but our hands are tied. By us. And the bylaws we wrote last July. It’s a damn shame, but we made the choice to give ourselves no choice.”

I didn’t play a ton of RDR2 so someone can probably give a better answer, but they’re a notch or two above useless, and many notches below necessary or overpowered. I definitely got some of that, like the war horse, for pre-ordering on console, and I remember it being viable alternatives/upgrades to early game stuff.

I’ll never argue that elves are pointless and lame, but goblins are a treasure.

Pretty much. At the end of the last expansion, rather than adding one new race for each faction, they sort of added three. But they’re rep-locked, and most of them are more like variants than full-blown new races. Tauren with antlers instead of horns, trolls that stand upright with different tattoos, orcs that aren’t

You can’t fax stupied.

It’s like my guidance counselor always said: Shoot for the tables, even if you miss you’ll land among the concrete.

Mayors get remembered, but legends never die.

The coolest part about The Last Jedi ever coming up in any context whatsoever is getting to hear people tell me about exactly what they felt was wrong with it in exhaustive detail, which I think we can all agree the internet needs more of.

So, how long could you see yourselves maintaining a Weekend at Bernie’s scenario in order to maintain your National Geographic fix?

I was being a little reductive, but yeah. Born in Denmark, traveled and lived in the States a lot as a kid because her dad was a foreign affairs journalist (I remember reading she was at mission control with him for Apollo 11), and then settled in the UK.

Japan's esports laws are some of that ol' bullshit.

A surprising amount of guys from that wave of nu-metal seem really decent and normal. I caught Corey Taylor from Slipknot on an episode of a British panel/quiz show called QI a couple years ago, and he was polite and witty, basically a perfect dinner party guest. Completely charmed everyone there, especially the