He mimeographed him at best.

Wouldn't four times the fine for being Donald Sterling be that Steve Ballmer gives you 8 billion dollars?

“Actually, Twitch is consistent and fair in their moderation” is a hell of a hill to die on, just saying.

Did the Undertaker quit after throwing Mick Foley off the cage once? No, he slammed him through the top.

This comment has made me pretty surprised that none of the schools named after Native American tribes/racial slurs have named their stadium or adjacent areas “the burial ground.”

It’s just a preference or comfort thing. A guy from France named Luffy won the biggest Street Fighter tournament in the world a few years ago playing on a PS1 pad. That said, stick modding and tinkering is a whole hobby unto itself which can be very fun and rewarding, if you’re into that kind of thing. There’s all…

Nobody asked me and I'm just one asshole, but while I enjoyed the video and am into comparisons and side-by-side things, I don't see the point of having both games/videos up on screen at all times if one of them is always going to be paused. I get that it would have been difficult and impractical to get video from…

I’m pretty far on the “morally flexible” end of the spectrum when it comes to piracy and copyright infringement, but anybody who tries to profit from it sucks and deserves the full wrath of Nintendo’s legal team.

his punches looked (and still look) like a child’s

People care too much about getting stuff into the Olympics. There’s a segment of MMA fans who never shut up about getting some bastardized, terrible version of MMA in the Olympics. Just like the stuff that you like, don’t be so aggressively insecure that you need some bozo who works for the IOC to bless and…

Oh man, I suck. I even read that press release and somehow skimmed over that. Thank you for the correction.

Worth keeping in mind that as far as I can tell, it’s unlikely you could use a second one of these to play games on the first one. You could plug two of these into a PC (or Neo Geo Mini console) and use them as regular controllers, but if you’re using it as a console, it appears it can only recognize itself and (or?)…

You actually have to unlock the new icon. But don't worry, the MyAssets card packs of various graphical elements are very reasonably priced, and you're guaranteed one new item every three packs.

This is good news. I thought she overachieved in Bumblebee, and the movie was much better than it would have been with an average replacement. And the two main series that establish Kate Bishop, Young Avengers and the Fraction/Aja run on Hawkeye, are two of the best comics Marvel has put out in the last 20 years or so.

Nothing says “great game” (or movie or anything else) like being really cagey and evasive with critics in order to keep them from having a review up when your thing launches. 

I only saw the first line in the comment preview, and thought you were about to pitch I Never Had My Titty Touched: A Four-Part Tragiseries Event.

Twitch will ban a popular streamer for being a racist dirtbag just as soon as they finish recuperating from all those monkeys that just flew out of their asses.

I Never Had My Butt Fingered: A Cautionary Tale.

We’re definitely in total agreement that it is absolutely never okay to burn electronics outdoors under any circumstances, unless it gets you a *lot* of likes.

I mean, I hear what you’re saying, but on the other hand, they got 500 likes on Youtube. That seems worth it.