Please rescue me from the greys. It’s cold, and the howling from the wild Stoolies is getting closer.

No better way to own libs than choosing to not watch good basketball.

Especially because he already knocked me off balance with the “cayn’t.”

No, I can’t - oh, sorry, I thought you were asking why incels are.

What the hell’s up with the video from the Brewers Twitter account having a filter(?) that looks like old dirty film? All the scratches and artifacts and stuff? Is this just baseball’s pandering to the olds getting way out of hand?

But what about all the 8chan users who weren’t there for the white supremacy? The ones who were just looking for bestiality, or drawings of naked kids? Won’t somebody think of them?

So obviously the train thing is not especially cool to say, but Matt Hughes is also a tremendous piece of shit. Until you start getting into actual Nazis, rapists, and murderers, he's one of the worst. Not even on some hearsay, alleged stuff either - his autobiography should have been called Wow, What A Fucking…

On top of that, the joysticks on a lot of old games are only 4-way, instead of 8-way. You couldn’t use a Pac-Man joystick to play Street Fighter, since you wouldn’t be able to input any diagonals.

On top of that, the joysticks on a lot of old games are only 4-way, instead of 8-way. You couldn’t use a Pac-Man…

Never change, Cardinals fans.

Mixtapes get released for free is a big one. And since they’re not commercial releases, you get a lot of mixtapes with uncleared beats/samples that would never be released otherwise. It’s definitely kind of blurry, and has only gotten more so - people listening via streams instead of buying albums, the rise of…

+1 Girl, You Know It’s

The Americans is tragically underrepresented here. I loved the whole show (with the possible exception of the reveal at the end of a season 2 plotline), but the last season is maybe its best, and the final episode is perfection. Plus, unlike half the stuff in the article, it didn’t prioritize the audience’s affection…

Imagine how mad that guy must get when they hand out Oscars for editing.

Yes. Players Only sucked, but Marv Albert’s dusty skeleton has been terrible for like a decade.

Desk could be handcuffed in the trunk of a car and I’d still be telling myself "just don't let him get a perfect on you" if I played him.

Ladies and gentlemen, your Mets highlight of the year.

Ceci n’est pas une egg.

Won’t somebody please think of all the poor children out there, starving for our most rare and precious resources: scores and highlights? Where else can such a thing be found, other than a literal million places on your phone at any time, and a dozen TV channels, and gas stations that show highlights on the pumps?

I a’gree, they should s’tick to sport’s.

You had me at “I really feel they should get rid of the customer.”