Where in our laws does it say an alligator can’t throw out a damn first pitch?

I mean, the underlying issue (building a joystick where a harder material grinds against a softer material, turning it into dust over time) dates back to the N64, so I would not put a lot of money on Nintendo suddenly figuring it out. That’s obviously speculative as hell, but this is a corner they seem to enjoy…

I think it’s a combination of two things: people who are fighters (and probably other solo competitors) get kind of weird about maintaining control, so I think it feels better or easier for some fighters to say “I was in control [of my weight cut, or training, or whatever else] and lost fair and square” than “I lost…

This is exactly what a person trying to Jack my Mouse would say. Stop trying to brainwash me, MouseJacker.

“blue flavor”

This is the second UFC article with autoplaying gifs/video from a fight this year. There were two in 2018. I think I saw about 10,000 football gifs/videos on article headers last time. Sorry for your struggle. :(

“Preserve the fighters’ lives” isn’t the ref’s *only* job though, or else he would wave off the fight before it started, after spending all night trying to talk both fighters out of walking out in the first place. The ref’s job is to correctly officiate a fight, and one of the duties of that job is not stopping a…

I remember hearing that the reason he wasn’t on the second season of Glow was that he was also inappropriate with the girls on that show. So this is not all that surprising.

While I prefer the silly wordless slapstick, I feel a little bad for the voice actors, dialog writers, and various sound people and editors involved in the voiced scenes, for so many of us being like "Nope, this sucks, give me a button to turn this off" before we've heard any of it.

As a long-time Alabammer, I have to ask that you stop giving the state grief for marrying family members. We’re working very hard to change our image, and would prefer that people associate us with our horrifying new laws about women’s rights, and how 48% of the state voted for a pedophile in 2017. Also, interracial…

*angry crying* You shut up!

I had a similar experience with a friend, except I guess he at least placed his life in equally senseless peril as my own.

Danny Ainge is going to look like a real doofus in 80 years when all the players he traded for are dead.

They fined Magic Johnson that much for saying out loud that a good player was good. I think shoving and yelling at a player is worse than saying they're good at basketball. This fine is not very crazy.

Hey, that’s not fair. As an Alabama resident, I for one am...trying very hard to get my place sold so I can move the fuck away from this horrible shithole, bcause it’s even worse than you think.

My first thought when I saw “wife of Warriors majority owner Joe Lacob” was “is there a word for being a beard, but for guys who have sex with trophies?”

I haven’t played them, only read the titles and subtitles, but my understanding is that it’s like regular combat, except evolved.

Begone, wannabe! Begone!

As someone who briefly worked in Apple tech support before going completely insane, I’m curious about how the troubleshooting parts of iTunes are going to be replaced. Like if one/all of the three apps are going to have the ability to handle devices in recovery mode, or if you’re just going to download all three in a…