parksonian
parksonian
parksonian

Never change, Cardinals fans.

Mixtapes get released for free is a big one. And since they’re not commercial releases, you get a lot of mixtapes with uncleared beats/samples that would never be released otherwise. It’s definitely kind of blurry, and has only gotten more so - people listening via streams instead of buying albums, the rise of

+1 Girl, You Know It’s

The Americans is tragically underrepresented here. I loved the whole show (with the possible exception of the reveal at the end of a season 2 plotline), but the last season is maybe its best, and the final episode is perfection. Plus, unlike half the stuff in the article, it didn’t prioritize the audience’s affection

Imagine how mad that guy must get when they hand out Oscars for editing.

Yes. Players Only sucked, but Marv Albert’s dusty skeleton has been terrible for like a decade.

Desk could be handcuffed in the trunk of a car and I’d still be telling myself "just don't let him get a perfect on you" if I played him.

Ladies and gentlemen, your Mets highlight of the year.

Ceci n’est pas une egg.

Won’t somebody please think of all the poor children out there, starving for our most rare and precious resources: scores and highlights? Where else can such a thing be found, other than a literal million places on your phone at any time, and a dozen TV channels, and gas stations that show highlights on the pumps?

I a’gree, they should s’tick to sport’s.

You had me at “I really feel they should get rid of the customer.”

Where in our laws does it say an alligator can’t throw out a damn first pitch?

I mean, the underlying issue (building a joystick where a harder material grinds against a softer material, turning it into dust over time) dates back to the N64, so I would not put a lot of money on Nintendo suddenly figuring it out. That’s obviously speculative as hell, but this is a corner they seem to enjoy

I think it’s a combination of two things: people who are fighters (and probably other solo competitors) get kind of weird about maintaining control, so I think it feels better or easier for some fighters to say “I was in control [of my weight cut, or training, or whatever else] and lost fair and square” than “I lost

This is exactly what a person trying to Jack my Mouse would say. Stop trying to brainwash me, MouseJacker.

“blue flavor”

This is the second UFC article with autoplaying gifs/video from a fight this year. There were two in 2018. I think I saw about 10,000 football gifs/videos on article headers last time. Sorry for your struggle. :(

“Preserve the fighters’ lives” isn’t the ref’s *only* job though, or else he would wave off the fight before it started, after spending all night trying to talk both fighters out of walking out in the first place. The ref’s job is to correctly officiate a fight, and one of the duties of that job is not stopping a

I remember hearing that the reason he wasn’t on the second season of Glow was that he was also inappropriate with the girls on that show. So this is not all that surprising.