While I prefer the silly wordless slapstick, I feel a little bad for the voice actors, dialog writers, and various sound people and editors involved in the voiced scenes, for so many of us being like "Nope, this sucks, give me a button to turn this off" before we've heard any of it.

As a long-time Alabammer, I have to ask that you stop giving the state grief for marrying family members. We’re working very hard to change our image, and would prefer that people associate us with our horrifying new laws about women’s rights, and how 48% of the state voted for a pedophile in 2017. Also, interracial…

*angry crying* You shut up!

I had a similar experience with a friend, except I guess he at least placed his life in equally senseless peril as my own.

Danny Ainge is going to look like a real doofus in 80 years when all the players he traded for are dead.

They fined Magic Johnson that much for saying out loud that a good player was good. I think shoving and yelling at a player is worse than saying they're good at basketball. This fine is not very crazy.

Hey, that’s not fair. As an Alabama resident, I for one am...trying very hard to get my place sold so I can move the fuck away from this horrible shithole, bcause it’s even worse than you think.

My first thought when I saw “wife of Warriors majority owner Joe Lacob” was “is there a word for being a beard, but for guys who have sex with trophies?”

I haven’t played them, only read the titles and subtitles, but my understanding is that it’s like regular combat, except evolved.

Begone, wannabe! Begone!

As someone who briefly worked in Apple tech support before going completely insane, I’m curious about how the troubleshooting parts of iTunes are going to be replaced. Like if one/all of the three apps are going to have the ability to handle devices in recovery mode, or if you’re just going to download all three in a…

Spoink’s evolved form, Bounce Control, is pretty disappointing. It’s set on a boat and there’s no Keanu Reeves.

For what it’s worth, I actually really liked that there wasn’t a “villain” in the traditional sense for these kinds of movies. I sort of always hated the idea of a high school kid who has zero motivation or desire in life beyond fucking up the life of main characters. I liked that the character who felt closest to…

Drake is corn incarnate. If you put an enchanted stovepipe hat on an ear of corn, it would turn into Drake.

Put your beer in the fry basket, that way they have to refill it.

There’s a St. Vincent’s Hospital near me, which I think means we’re Eskimo brothers now.

I could be way off on the page number. I just remember I started reading a description of this bozo, I turned the page, kept reading the description, went to turn the page again and realized just how long it had been going on for, and that was it. It’s like my arm was possessed.

I was sort of tricked into reading part of Twilight before it became A Thing (“You liked Buffy, right? Try this!”), and it ended almost exactly like that. I spent 80ish pages waiting for a huge plot/tone shift I thought must be right around the corner, because surely my alleged friends must have had a reason for…

I wouldn’t call it a “surprise showing.” Hitboxes have been around forever, and this particular variant has been shared for over 9 months (with the apparently suddenly controversial SOCD method it uses having been around much longer), since well before this year’s Capcom Pro Tour started. There was a lot of time to…