I think this movie is going to be a huge failure and be terrible, but it’s maybe worth pointing out that a live-action movie about a cartoon electric mouse wearing a detective hat being superimposed into a real world has made over $300 million in a few weeks.

Wait, so the haters will *stop* being jealous once Kevin Durant signs there? What are the haters jealous of right now? Lance Thomas?

Baller morghulis.

Elitism and gatekeeping suck, but I think there’s sort of a difference between this and the usual drive-by “consoles are trash, get a PC, idiot!” sentiments. It just seems weird that if you’re the type of person who’s rushing and trying to compete in world first races, you’d do it on a platform that you think has such…

If only Houdini had stayed off Snapchat.

Sure, that sounds pretty bad, but what about me? I had to listen to Marchman on the Deadcast for like a month.

Yeah, it’s bullshit that I have to work harder than the customers at my job.

So I’m not here to tell y’all that white sauce is amazing or anything, but I got it on some BBQ without realizing it was going to happen once (skimmed a menu description, saw “BBQ sauce” and didn’t account for that weird-ass curveball), and it was surprisingly not bad. I wouldn’t pick it first out of a BBQ sauce…

Not to mention that I think even the people who don’t keep up with news about streaming services are starting to be aware of why content is being pulled, which means that Warner is setting their streaming service up to be “the one that took Friends away from me” in a bunch of people’s minds. Maybe not the best way to…

I guess it depends on how you define broadcaster. Or good. Paul Pierce is kind of a great broadcaster if you’re judging him by Stephen A. Smith criteria - he throws out strong, provocative, dumbass opinions that he probably doesn’t believe himself (or maybe he does, I dunno, I’m not trying to make the case that he’s…

Yes, let’s wait until we find out whether her version of events - he groped her and abused their dog - or his version of those events - it was funny, and I only meant to abuse the dog for a little while but then I forgot to stop so it almost died - is true before we go jumping to any conclusions.

Your wife sounds cool, is she single?

Some people go overboard on making their viewing preferences (like knowing as close to nothing as possible going into a movie or whatever) everyone else’s responsibility, for sure. But it didn’t come totally out of nowhere. There’s a whole cottage industry of people who comb through every frame of promotional footage,…

This better not awaken anything in me...

Yeah, but AlwaysWrong is famous for being right twice a day.

Which racial slurs do you tend to shout out when you bump into something or are mildly frustrated?

You can stream on their website or app if you have a cable login, pretty much like ESPN. I don't think they keep replays like ESPN does most of the time though.

Jackson and Van Gundy are atrocious, but TNT has Reggie Miller and Marv Albert, so that’s not really a perfect fix.

Robert Horry is better than Michael Jordan. Count the rings, stupid!

I cannot shake the feeling that this was an intentional attempt to capture the “look at this mistake, haha” viral reaction to The Mummy trailer in an effort to get people talking and thinking about the new MIB.