If he would have played his cards right, in 25 years we’d all be hearing about Philly building a statue of Bryce Harper brandishing a sock full of onions and cheese whiz.

Around the uncomfortable noise of Ryen Russillo blubbering about the incident becoming “a race issue” and Westbrook “looking to fight with everyone all the time,”

These balance changes better be to my liking, or I will be sending some very strongly worded tweets to the voice actors for some reason.

They said after issue 54 last July that they’re going on hiatus for “at least a year.”

I would hate to be a dustbin in Shaftesbury tonight.

Ouch, he’ll be greaplaying this mistake in his head for along time.

You really stuck it to FlaVor DaVe.

I know it’s a few days late, but yeah, I did about 3 months of those treatments and didn’t see much change (compared to just the normal fluctuations I’d experience over 3 months). No bitterness or anything though, I know it works for a bunch of people and I’m glad for them, especially you.

From the al.com article linked in the above article on this site:

Is there a way for me to set up a notification for the next Dead Letters roundup?

Not to mention that if Spielberg’s mad about Netflix movies just getting “token qualifications in a couple of theaters for less than a week [in order to] qualify for the Academy Award nominations,” he’s going to be furious when he finds out that he directed The Post, which was released in 9 theaters during the last…

I just assumed that somebody with a giant galaxy brain like Jaden would eventually move on to tackling a bigger problem like the actual water supply, since he’s so - shit, I’m doing it again.

The advice is the wooooorst. I have psoriasis that has been severe in the past, and worked a customer-facing job with a short-sleeved uniform for a long time. Several times a week, I got to hear about all the things I should do because they worked SO well for somebody’s cousin’s neighbor’s roommate’s boyfriend.…

Holy shit dude, glad you’re alive and back and have new robot eyes or whatever.

I’m just here to start preemptively eating my shit sandwich, as someone who’s spent plenty of time mocking Jaden Smith in the past for various stuff. If he ends up cleaning up Flint’s water supply, I’ll be the happiest, stupidest, wrongest asshole who ever lived.

“Movies outside of the theater aren't really movies," says Academy whose members primarily vote based on DVDs they receive in the mail.

Almost entirely serious question: is there some kind of competition among authority figures in gymnastics to be the absolute worst human ever? It’s hard to believe so many people could be so thoroughly shitty without gameplanning specifically for that goal.

No more reading for me today, because I’m sure as shit not going to come across a better piece of business than “a manager whose purposeful stride struck every land mine in the field in his first year and offseason.”

What’s with the header images and gifs showing Akira, but not having it in the actual posts?

What’s with the header images and gifs showing Akira, but not having it in the actual posts?

I came here with a similar idea. Billy Bragg seems appropriate today, all things considered.