I think it’s unfair to reduce Mark Hughes to being just a trivia question answer. He also had a pivotal role in one of Mike Goldberg’s most memorably unfortunate statements as a commentator, where he said that Matt and Mark used to go out behind the barn and pound each other when they were growing up.

I’m going to risk losing my white person card by pulling back the curtain here. We’re all possessed by weirdly specific demons who just want to use racial slurs and touch black people’s hair and shit like that. It takes every drop of our willpower to fight them off and stay in control of ourselves. If we falter for…

Some people love America, sure. But see, some of us love America so goshdang much that it transcends the boundaries of what most people would recognize as “love,” and looks to the untrained eye like open rebellion that led to the deaths of around 400,000 American soldiers.

“We’ll have no arguments about it that involve me,” he said, more correctly than he realized, just before being fired.

I have enough blame in my heart for everyone, thank you very much.

Yes, won’t somebody please think of the little guy, by which I mean the guy who’s had the most subscribers on YouTube since 2013?

It sucks that you’ve had several deaths to write about lately, but they’ve all been good reads. I’m mildly conflicted, but overall I wish cool people would stay alive and you could spend more time talking about how Dan Snyder drinks the blood of infants.

This is one of the first “underrated” games I remember hearing about. My first issue of Game Informer was February 2001 (the Metal Gear Solid 2 cover), and they had a feature on “Games the World Forgot,” with Herzog Zwei on the first page or two of it. I didn’t get to play it for a couple more years, but it obviously…

Bill Simmons definitely used a bunch of burner accounts to comment on the Jezebel article about whether squirting is pee.

Or even small quantities. They were only giving away the one Xbox, and look what happened.

I think they were saying the fluid literally smells like the famous drag queen and John Waters collaborator Divine.

The reason this comment thread shows up under “Staff” is because a staff member starred/liked a comment in it. You are bad at conspiracies.

What kind of horrible misanthrope lists assists before rebounds in a stat line? This is weirder than standing to wipe.

Sometimes I think that I had a fever dream of watching a laugh-tracked sitcom about a sitting president which featured an aborted fetus puppet. Nice to run across a comment that affirms it may have actually been real.

It’s weird how much less scary I find two of them as opposed to one.

I want to write cat-themed parody lyrics of The Rains of Castamere now, but it’s sort of tough since the lyrics are all about cats and claws and shit already.

I’m definitely going to sound like a jerk even though I swear that’s not what I’m going for, but have you looked very closely? Because I assumed BK stopped selling Rodeo Burgers a while back after they were featured, but it turns out they've been on the value menu this whole time. Maybe it's regional and you have bad…

Yeah, the other thing it made me picture was Vince McMahon shouting “WHAT A MANEUVER!” in his broadcast voice as a mountain lion snapped a person’s neck, but I thought that was just me.

This is shocking. Not the stuff about FuckJerry being content thieves, that’s been around since the dawn of the internet. But John Mulaney and Patton Oswalt were following these shitty accounts?

Hearing it described as a “maneuver” makes me picture a mountain lion on some gym mats demonstrating it to other mountain lions.