parksonian
parksonian
parksonian

Come on, give the bros some credit. They wouldn’t defend a guy like this unless the hypothetical teenager used to lure him in was 15+, or maybe 14 if she was especially hot. A bro must have a code, after all.

Worth noting that the Insignia (Best Buy house brand) dock has the highest install base of all third parties, and there still hasn’t been any report of it causing the brick issues that cropped up with some third-party docks when 5.0 dropped nearly a year ago. It’s also more compact and sturdy, which is great for a

Worth noting that the Insignia (Best Buy house brand) dock has the highest install base of all third parties, and

Guns don't kill people, sentient baseballs with the ability to operate a firearm kill people. 

People who have greyscale on their hands and want to look balanced.

I’m almost positive he was trying to soccer kick Ledet in the body, which as far as I know (not being an asshole, I honestly could have missed a rule change to this effect) is still legal. It was pretty wild and maybe not the smartest thing to do right then, since Ledet was rolling and it could have caught him in the

Backseat editor checking in: it appears that “fans” has been mistakenly capitalized and italicized in the opening, which makes the game sound like a sinister tale about an ever-larger crowd of oscillating fans.

The fact that Kenny would think coaching it would be a great privilege is exactly why I want them to make him do something else, like be a tertiary assistant coach, so I can watch him die inside while Chuck and Shaq fail to care at all.

How am I supposed to remember any guys if this video keeps being unavailable?

Get a load of this guy, he doesn’t even know that LeBron James is from Ohio, and he thinks he was some kinda president or something.

Fool Grunfeld once, shame on you. Fool Grunfeld twice, seriously, give it a rest, fooling Ernie Grunfeld is not very sporting of you.

Not to mention that the very dumbest of teams find a way to let that dumbness shine through no matter what. If you throw them a life preserver, they will immediately pop it with their dumb teeth thinking it’s a big donut and choke on the remains of it while drowning in all that dumb. Teams wanted supermax contracts,

Yeah, so weird that people find it easier to make jokes about awkwardly kissing your kid on the mouth than jokes about child abuse. Give us more zingers about a kid’s bruised and lacerated scrotum, you cowards! 

Because I assume that they have at least a token interest in getting guys to come play for them in the future. “Spent 7 years doing fuck-all to utilize Anthony Davis before throwing a petty tantrum to get him fined by the league” is not a great thing for free agents to think of when they’re considering your team.

I can think of at least 76 reasons that people would be skeptical of a giant-budget, AAA always-online title that seems pretty busted a couple weeks before release. 

I think it’s a mix of the “new toy” factor, where people get overly excited about a new technique or discipline they’ve learned and kind of abandon their base for it, and people just trying to follow the hype. Every fighter wants to say they don’t listen to negativity or don’t care about fans complaining, but I think

This says more about me and my unparalleled spitefulness, but if I’m New Orleans and I’m about to lose the most valuable player the team’s ever had, I’d want to go with the most “Fuck this entire league” move possible and trade him to Golden State. What do they care? It’s not like they’re about to make the conference

I see your point, but that’s an unfair comparison. Nobody has Jaleel White’s range.

Refs can be pretty lenient if the cut isn’t over someone’s eye and going directly into it, and if the guy is mostly fighting normally (as opposed to being super woozy and out of it from blood loss). I didn’t watch this fight so I don’t know about the second part, but it looks like the axe wound was right in the

If this stuff about him is true, I can’t imagine what his victims could be going through. It can be difficult for anyone to come forward, under any circumstances. If you have a relationship with your abuser, that emotional bond can make it exponentially harder thanks to the grooming and self-esteem issues that so

I think your favorite bed belongs to Akuma.