You will probably not be surprised to learn there used to be no hair rules on the books. At UFC 4 in 1994, Guy Mezger and his opponent Jason Fairn(who both had long hair) had a “gentleman’s agreement” not to pull each other’s. This was also the same card where Keith Hackney took advantage of the lack of a groin strike…

“It’s a harsh lesson to pass on to a 12-year-old child—that no matter his merits, no matter his circumstances, no matter the truth of his situation, no matter the support of his parents, an institution entrusted with his care and development would rather punish him than hear him out.”

If it’s going right over your head most times, be sure to regularly clean your headboard.

So, how’s this working? I’m a Forza dummy, so I don’t know how their emotes and other customization things unlock. Are people paying for them, or earning them strictly with in-game activities? And I’m guessing from your comment that they weren’t just removed from the store or whatever, they’re just gone completely?

I don’t know how many kids were only flossing because it was in Forza.

Obsessed stalkers are the worst. To all the stalkers out there, keep it casual, don't be all weird about it.

I spent most of this article thinking the guy acted out the animation for 10 hours. 

I was going to say this is like a scene from a body-swap movie starring Grayson Allen and Kelly Olynyk, but then realized Olynyk would probably ankle pick a guy, too. So it’s more like a scene from Normal Friday. 

Isn’t Captain kind of a demotion from Chancellor?

Can you prove you don’t have sex with farm animals?

Yeah, but can’t you just get through that kind of thing with your zen techniques, since I presume you’re a little bit Buddhist based on ??????

Yeah, it's a real damned if you do (say dumb shit), damned if you don't (apologize or stop saying dumb shit) situation.

It’s too bad the timing wasn’t right to reveal this news of a mobile game at XenoCon, in front of what I can only assume would have been a very supportive audience.

Video’s from May 17, 2010, according to the upload description from the next day. And it was in Colorado.

It's definitely worded confusingly at best. 

I see what you’re saying, but I take that to mean “he’d still eat there daily, and it’d be free once a week.” Unless you’re just saying “it makes no sense that he would live that long on Burger King,” to which I have no rebuttal.

I like this one with a (possibly drunk) Roddy Piper because it seemed like Okerlund was just messing with Piper the whole time. Kind of pressed him for details about Glasgow (where he’s obviously not really from), responded to “It’s hard to get a rise out of me” by saying “I’ve heard,” and all the hair talk.

...the game effectively stalls as they are forced to play cat and mouse until someone screws up.

We really live in a wondrous age, where science moves so fast that it almost seems completely made up.

Frank Mir has also said that he was specifically told by USADA that there was zero possibility that his test result (for the same substance, for a supposedly lower amount) could have been caused by taking anything before the last couple of months before the test.