I think we’ve reached a point where we should be harnessing Jon Jones’s abilities as the master fuck-up who ruins everything he touches in order to better society. Put him in charge of some stuff that we need to get rid of, like Michigan State and Barstool Sports. If anybody can find new and different ways to fail,…

I, too, am unable to envision anything between “you’re not allowed to look at each other” and “hey, quit punching him, he’s already knocked out.”

Related anecdote: While working in a PC repair/service place, I found a bunch of likely child porn during a data transfer - I wasn’t looking for/at anything, but the program shows the name of the currently transferring file, and I started seeing a lot of extreme and creepy names of photos and videos flashing by while…

I know it isn’t specific to this one racist asshole AT ALL, but what is with the common defense of racists that goes something like “Oh, he angrily used the n word once, so now he’s a racist?”

I’m only being nice to him because his mother called ahead and explained that he has Imminent Death Syndrome.

That’s right, Bob. Listen to your friend. A person who makes more money than you is better than you.

If it weren’t for all the fighters with Nazi ink, I’d say “one’s own name” is maybe the worst category of MMA tattoos.

The vile taint of Activision

Peggy, where you be at?

In a way, I was imagining or expecting a harder/scarier-looking fall. But I also didn’t think it would be so clear that she was knocked out and that they should have stopped the program. So this averaged out to be about as terrible as I expected.

In addition to what others have already said, you should get a load of the commercials that air on most daytime TV broadcasts in the US. No exaggeration, probably 70% of them are related to medical, legal, and debt issues/services, most of which are intertwined - lawyers who want to help you sue your former employer…

At least I felt like the NMS team was more or less trying their hardest. SimCity’s problems felt like a mixture of laziness, as they seemed to just not bother making it good, and malice, like the forced online. And they weren’t supposed to be blowing anybody’s minds and pushing the envelope like people expected of…

The fourth game can be found under the title Wonder Boy III.1: First Blood Part Two.

Capcom was just giving us clues about Thanos’s weird halfsies thing by giving us egg halves. 

Ooh, this guy's also reading-phobic. Triple threat.

Goodridge looked this flimsy in terms of falling down when touched, I think he was knocked down or taken down within 20 seconds in his last four fights. But he still looked like he could walk around and touch his fingers to his nose, which might be more than I could say for Liddell here.

Holy hell, I can’t believe this happened. Hard to add much to the disgust laid out in the article, as Liddell is a unanimous first-ballot entry to the Hall of Obviously Brain-Damaged MMA Fighters. Gary Goodridge is maybe the only reason the hall wouldn’t be named after Chuck. Stay scummy, athletic commissions. Can’t…

Got to admit, running away when somebody opens fire in a crowded public place is pretty suspicious. I mean, who DOES that?

And there are so damn many of them. Nothing makes me more paranoid than when I DON’T see a cop while I’m driving in Hoover, because that just means I haven’t spotted them yet. They’re never just not there.

Regarding your surprise at them admitting they fucked up, allow me to explain my state’s horrible bullshit: in the eyes of the white voter and power base, this is not admitting they fucked up. It reads that way to decent and reasonable people, but this is actually a message to the “Lord Joe”s and “Dee Plored”s of the…