I’ve been told a lot of these folks are economically anxious. Sounds like Becky was having a full-on financial panic attack thinking about those children-getting-burned-by-coals taxes. 

This mindset is the true proof that you are An Old.

Yeah, that’s pretty much exactly how CK got a lot of his victims. They thought they were getting an opportunity to network and receive some advice from this highly successful and revered figure in their field, but instead he abused them. A lot of Cosby’s victims have similar stories. I get OP’s intentions here, but…

I don't mean you could pay for a ticket, I mean a cashier could use your A-List discount to reduce the cost of a movie you see this week to $0.00. You can use the ticket discount without reserving a ticket ahead of time. 

I haven't tried this myself since I haven't had three future reservations like that yet, but I'm pretty sure you could still walk up and buy a ticket even with all your reservations used up. You couldn't reserve it ahead of time, but they can scan your Stubs card/code and redeem one of your three movies for the week…

Even setting aside the failed tests in the UFC, wrestling seems to (hippie alert) be a better spiritual/personal fit for him than professionally hurting dudes. I remember some interviews either near the tail end of his UFC run, or maybe as he was transitioning to wrestling, where he talked about how much that weighed…

So did I, and presumably at least a handful of others. And here we are a day later, with it still up. Kind of a bummer to see exactly how little Kotaku cares about this kind of thing. I should have known the standards were too low when even a schmuck like me can get out of the greys here.

If you’re into the idea of nostalgic viewing with commercials, and are comfortable doing some piracy, there’s a torrent tracker called MySpleen that specializes in that kind of thing. I’ve gotten packs of video game ads, blocks of TV that include the commercials, and restored shows that aren't available anymore or…

I love that Brock does not mess around with these kinds of ghosts. Does weird stuff, can’t be punched? Brock is freaked out.

Friendly corrections note: B4 was 2000, the EVO name started in 2002.

Too Cool's dancing spot in the 2000 Royal Rumble, where Brian and Scotty convince Rikishi to put the Rumble aside and briefly dance with them before a double clothesline and elimination, is one of my favorite wrestling memories from childhood (credit to Scotty for going back-to-back with that spot and the Kane/Taker…

“Heel Gets Heat, Marks Mark Out."

I think it might do okayish, but there have been a ton of big action movies this spring and summer. Based on how Skyscraper has underperformed, people might be willing to take a pass on another one if it doesn’t look that great. I don't expect a massive flop, but I don't think it'll do well.

How did that band that all of our dads play in together get their song featured in an MLB Twitter video?

Only time will tell if Dana White, who really really likes money, is able to overcome his moral objections to working with Conor McGregor, who shits money.

Where does this update rank among the several other entries in the No Man’s Sky "This Is the Update That Fixed Everything, Now It's Great" series?

He's apparently waiting for something more exciting than a Lotus and Ancestral Recall being opened, like Squee making an actual in-person appearance.

It’s a music-sharing platform with no admissions standards, as evidenced by a lot of the unremarkable bad music that’s on there. There are also more legitimate artists who use it to release singles or mixtapes (especially if they’re using uncleared samples so they can’t release it on monetized platforms), but there…

Where did this nebulous and vague "word" come from?

If you hear the sound of furtive clacking in the distance, it’s just assholes everywhere typing posts lamenting someone’s “good name” being tarnished by something so trivial as justice and a chance to stop suffering in silence for hundreds of victims. Won’t someone please think of the poor dead sexual predator’s…