“Anyone who knows me knows that...”

I wish people calling UFC knockouts could keep it that coherent. So many of the best knockouts have been marred by calls that sound like two clown cars smashing into each other, as Joe Rogan just screamed “OHHHHHH” and Mike Goldberg looped through his programmed catchphrases.

Watching Daigo do Daigo stuff always turns me into a poor man’s Mike Ross, where I start shouting about “the READS” and “the exeCUTION” really incredulously.

Just a friendly heads-up that you may want to update the Coco blurb, since it talks about whether or not it’s going to win the Oscar it won in March.

Just a friendly heads-up that you may want to update the Coco blurb, since it talks about whether or not it’s going…

It’s kind of hard to say when the players might have found out, but it was obviously before the rest of us (given that everyone else found out via that Fuel player). It goes back to whether Blizzard should be more transparent with fans about league operations like releasing the code of conduct or rulebook. I think…

I am similarly interested in seeing the world’s most perfect circle.

This is why wolves shouldn’t party. They become a danger to others and themselves.

Mistake thought that the dance floor was his ally, but he merely adopted it whereas CaptainZack was born in it, molded by it, etc. It’s like when that random schmo at Evo who was playing against Poongko tried to do Poongko’s hype-up thing of taking his shirt off, and then Poongko took off his shirt and wrecked him.

Sort of, yeah. They reworked some aspects of grey/recoverable life and chip damage, and one of those effects is that chip damage can’t kill unless it’s from a super (Critical Art in SFV). Specials will only bring you down to the brink. On the other hand, blocked normal attacks do chip damage now, but it’s done as grey…

For all the mistakes SFV made, the changes to chip damage that allow this to happen were good. And this comeback is even more hype than the article might suggest, given how much of a life lead noodle had. Good stuff.

Is it not?

The man’s a former champion, everyone knows him. He’s a household name on the level of David Arquette or Nicholas.

I believe that you will find he has remained the man, as he went on to start the Christian MMA clothing line Jesus Didn’t Tap.

“Do you offer a discount on your Ice Cream Mountain For Two if I only need one spoon?”

Just get drunk at the library like a normal person.

This is shitty, but also the least surprising thing to ever happen, since Dana White is a giant red baby who routinely tries to fire journalists who even mildly criticize him. Having reservations about taking a fight in unfair or sudden and changing circumstances might be the most personally offensive thing in the…

Getting a cut, receiving a discount on the rate they pay for tickets, whatever. I’m bad at clear phrasing, sorry about that. My point is that MoviePass wants to reach a point where they’ve gotten enough users that Theater A doesn’t want to be left out in the cold while all the MoviePass users go to Theater B, since…

I’m pretty sure theaters don’t like it because MoviePass obviously wants to leverage its users into eventually getting a cut from the theaters. Which isn’t crazy, as my local Regal has gotten about $700 via my MoviePass that I never would have spent there in the last 7 or 8 months, and would lose out on that if, say,…

The “you can’t buy tickets to the same movie twice” thing isn’t true. They tweeted that out by mistake a few months ago, deleted the tweet immediately, never added it to their terms, and have responded to everyone since by saying you’re allowed to. I’ve seen most movies that I liked multiple times since signing up in…

This has already been brought up, but other sports aren’t providing identical shoes to players. Basketball players decide if they’re going to wear undershirts, shooting sleeves, compression leggings, or sweatbands that they feel will improve their performance. Some people wear long baggy shorts, others wear tighter…