I am intrigued to see which piece of my childhood you dig up to piss on next. I’m guessing Space Jam when the playoffs start?

If only you’d thought to trademark it.

In the catcher’s defense, that jerk had been throwing at him all game.

This is probably fair, as I haven’t kept up like I used to for the past couple years. I just have strong memories of the Dodd era and aftermath.

At some point while following MMA, I started seeing just how podunk and shoestring virtually all athletic commissions are. I would compare them to mafias running shakedowns for protection money, but if they were run by 2 or 3 bad guys who washed out of Dukes of Hazzard. Most are ignorant and disinterested at best, and…

I was there. It happened.

This should be a slam dunk. They ain’t even caught him on camera.

I guess time will tell if he doesn’t carry the values of the university going forward, but discrediting victims and acting like a creepy asshole definitely fits with the old value system.

You didn’t exactly ask, but I like it because competition is cool, and MMA allows for enough freedom that there are always interesting counter-techniques and strategy to be developed. Watching it over a very long period of time, it’s fun to see the way that people come up with new answers to what’s worked before, and…

“People who look up to me and see me [as] an inspiration...”

Familiarity with something doesn’t guarantee being able to spell it, as evidenced by Jeff Fisher probably not being able to spell “mediocrity.”

But surely Gordon Hayward doesn’t do these streams within an hour of any NBA or NBA TV broadcasts, right? And I can only imagine he’s not saying anything which could be construed as a direct or indirect endorsement of the playing or purchasing of any non-NBA 2K games.

At least the Browns have the decency to be too embarrassed to want parades that celebrate their failure. These shitpickles would plant coke on their own mothers for the chance to ride in a slow-moving vehicle and wave at people.

I’ve lived in Alabama for a long time, and I think a lot of racists have honestly convinced themselves they aren’t racist. They’ve bought in so hard to all these crappy racist talking points that they actually believe they hate all these black people for other, “legitimate,” reasons, and it’s just easier for them to…

You really took me on a quick rollercoaster ride at first glance by making me think they were up to Joe Dirt 4.

You’re thinking of Revenge of the Sith.

The link gives you the pieces, but to go in order: knowing who Sister Jean is isn’t important, but she’s an old lady nun who cheers for Loyola and has had a bunch of human interest stories written about her on sports sites because of the tournament. I believe this guy is expressing his disapproval over hearing about…

I thought Louisiana was enforcing a bunch of rules like no blood and no piledrivers. Are the CZWs of the world planning to just say “Sorry, we honestly thought nobody would bleed after falling through 3 glass panes into a pile of shattered lightbulbs,” or are they going to actually try and comply with that?

I was kind of worried that I was a monster for my brain immediately jumping to “that doesn’t seem like the right price.”  Good to know I’ve at least got company.

Sage Northcutt, voted Most Likely To Be Surprised By A Bear Being Near The State Capital That Has Bears On Its Flag for all 6 years of high school.