It’s perfectly comfortable once I’m in! And I have to parallel park on both ends of my commute, so the space-savings are worth it.

Whoever animated this deserves a fucking award. No single image has ever captured the uncomfortable horror of seeing someone nude in the hot tub like this picture. You can FEEL the sanity breaking inside this man.

Now when I’m about to enter Virginia, I let out an audible groan.

Yet an unripe avocado on my counter will turn to dust 12 hours after becoming ripe.

and especially nautious to side with someone with such poor grammar

I had this same perspective years ago. Lighting the charcoal, waiting for it to ash over, scouring the grill, all of that just to grill something for ten minutes and then seal it all up? Fuck that, I can cook those burgers on a cast iron skillet indoors faster.

I didn’t realize the Jeep had been taken out of service right before the war with Spain.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Plus, how often do you see an actual terrarium fire? It’s not a realistic thing to worry about.

I saw the all girl team-up starting to happen, and did a eye roll of epic proportions. In my head, I was like “really?!!!”.

Then I look down and to my right at my 6 year old daughter and she leaps to her feet with her fist in the air and high-fives my wife.

To be fair, Maryland’s most defining characteristic is putting so much over-hyped spice blend on their food that it glows in the dark.

You mention how in BP the Rhinos are smart enough to recognize the human hierarchy, stopping its charge against Okoye. I thought it actually stopped because it was her beloved’s Rhino, with whom she had much interaction and built a bond with. Basically, the Rhino was just fond enough of her to not cause her any harm,…

Wrong St. Petersburg.

Why is it surprising that the Trojans would admit people who shouldn’t have gotten in?

What say you, unabashed meat eaters, WHAT SAY YOU?

Well that solves the debate, ‘cause a sandwich would never narc you out like that.

a cool thing kinja sites are doing now is snapping back to the top of the page after i’ve scrolled down to the portion i wish to actually read. very helpful

I actually past an art class in community college back in the day

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