I live here in the DMV, too, and get that parking sucks.

No fuel gauge on the motorcycle, so I use the trip odometer as a rough approximation of how far I have left to go. There is also a toggle to switch to “reserve” fuel - essentially just drawing from the bottom of the tank instead of “on” which draws a little higher up.

Torch, you could have just typed “Yes.” for the body of the article and saved yourself some keystrokes.

They guy was certainly wrong, but waiting 8 months to cash a check is a dick move.

Pearl White 1993 Audi urS4.

Total CP - you can’t even fold the seats in half, wrap them with rubber bands and stick them under your mattress!

Gross, NYT. How could you not use your own copy-format for this.

My Mom, Somewhere: Typical.

Pretty sure that’s my mom’s fault.

LOL, I’m not even Jewish - I’ve just been to several Jewish weddings on Sundays. I think it’s basically any day BUT Saturday.

Fair enough - just saying there are actual reasons beyond being cheap for Sunday weddings.

Sooo... you don’t know any Jewish people. Got it.

I’m pretty sure that’s Tara Reid.

Or maybe something like this?

Wakanda Forever!

Always been Toll-key-in to me.

“Sen. Elizabeth Warren - maybe under the influence of peyote...”

Phew, for a minute there I worried that you were going to bring up how that that ol’ racist Marshall changed the team’s name to Redskins way back when they were still in Boston!

I walked into that Jose Andres restaurant in the lede pic this morning on my way to work and shook the hands of the employees and thanked them for all that they’re doing.

The follow-up Slate interview with David Gelernter is full of gems.