Well that’s what you get for trying to drop anchor in the goddamn Mariana Trench.

Had a friend in high school with an old Crown Vic who used to love slowly cruising by house parties with just the parking lights on and freaking people out.

Obligatory:

He noticed, too - right when the gust of wind caught it, he slows his climb of the stairs.

The Lannisters send their regards.

That’s inspection - VA registration sticker still goes on the plate.

Just went through this for my 5 year old daughter. We have a trip to Mexico coming up at the end of January, and even though her passport is good until May of this year, we needed to renew beforehand and pay the expedited fee, Mexico being one of those 6 months of validity countries.

The couple, who live in nearby New Carlisle, were shoulder to shoulder at a table, young and in love. He was in a plain T-shirt, she in a sleeveless jean jacket. She ordered the boneless wings. 

I sent this to Drew on Twitter:

LOL, I was wondering why you took a decade off!

LOL, I still do that (though thankfully not as often with telework days).

PSA: Holding your cell phone in your hands to record you respecting the anthem is disrespecting the anthem.

“Cig lighter does not get fulley (sic) up to temp.”

Well I’m blushing. Thanks for the lesson!

LOL the snorkels in the desert!

I just look for the 710.

Starfish & Coffee for the win!

I think I need to call my grandma to make sure her exact same Cressida with about 30k on the clock is still in her garage.

I’ve wondered about this for a while, and this seems a good place to ask: