I’ve had Right & Down and Left & Up, and Left & Up is the way to go.

This makes so much sense in regards to swimming..... but makes zero sense when you look at the reasoning for other sports.

Aww, bummer. I was really hoping for the irate owner to run out screaming that he was only inside for like one minute - tops!

Haha, know them both well

A lobster/rum punch place just off the Marginal Way frequented by GHWB, perhaps?

You’re not taking into account the badging costs. On the 7200R, they save money by having two 0's. You want that 1 and 5, Mr. Deere gots to get paid.

Of course not.

You’re both right. It’s based on assumed mileage as of Sept 15, which they calculate based on the mileage at the time of selling it back.

I can see how you could just slam the shifter forward and assume you made it all the way to Park.

Fuck that guy for the way he threw his dog.

I was cruising along right there with you, until you wrote this:

Not surprising. Congress and Diplomat plates are a dime a dozen down here.

Just ticked over to $5,100, but NP all damn day.

Already commented above, but here’s my take as a dad whose been dealing with multiple car seats for the past 4 years -

C’mon Raph - how many articles has the staff written about how press cars are treated? I seem to recall one writer going to the clink for what he did in one.

Somebody just watched Total Recall...

MERICA!

My eyes kept seeing the name ElAttrache, but somehow my brain kept converting the name to El Attaché - good job incorporating context, brain.

Uncle Owen? Leia?

I’m terrified to click that link.