Contestant: "I'll take 'Things That Thwart Crime for $300, Alex."

So. I guess I'll give the lady a mulligan on not knowing the most cost-effective mass transit route (train, bus, etc.) to get from NYC to Boston.

Sincerely hoping the officer slipped the 'Rexer some sort of get-out-of-ticket-free card during the handshake!

In general, most of the last-gasp Olds generation troubles me, but this one takes the cake:

Beware.

Look, Orlove, I get that there were a TON of amazing cars there. And I get that you wanted the pictures to convey the feeling that just beyond this one fascinating car were literally dozens of other equally, if not more, fascinating ones.

My dad had a '93 UR-S4 when I was growing up, and that was the only car I had ever seen that came with rear seat heaters. Made the daily arguement with my brother about who sat shotgun on the way to school slightly less irritating!

Yeah, saw that too!

STOP THE PRESSES!

Ahh, so they just put in dirty oil to mimic the break-in.

Why loop around and around the block looking for a parking spot when you can just park anywhere?

Did they keep the stowable, on-board ramps from the Atlas?

True story - this past spring we were in the market for an SUV with a 3rd row and I convinced the wife to come to the Subaru dealer to at least look at the Tribeca. They had approximately 0 on the lot, or in the dealer network, and the salesman looked at me like I was some sort of lunatic.

I keep hitting 'Recommend' but it only works once.

Do you summer out of town? Because every single person in the DMV is the biggest 'Skins fan in the world from July to September.

Fine, Jalopnik. I'll do it myself:

Disappinted in the Jalopnik staff for not taking this opportunity to photoshop an A320 with the cockpit recessed back to the wings.

Right? Unless he thought it was the last place anyone would look after jumping off a boat in Key West.

Case in point: