The Cross-Bronx still haunts my dreams.

For my 30th birthday in January I bought myself a present—a BMW M3. I've been in almost every car that exists. So why this one? I love the handling, and it fits me. (I'm small.) Besides, I've loved M3s ever since I first got in one, back when I was parking cars in Seattle.

"Heeeey, girl. How about I show you how the suck, squeeze, bang, blow cycle works?

KILL IT!!!

Nope, I feel worse. Mostly for the poor kids this idiot is home-schooling.

Very cool. Way better than having to mutilate the bumpers to get a standard sized one to fit.

OH-issued, euro-sized plate? Or custom?

I'm having a bit of a Jalopnik crisis here with the Frankfurt coverage. You guys are going on and on about the AMAZENTASTIC Nanuk which I genuinely dislike, and then you crap all over the Speciale which I think is hot sexiness.

Agreed on the vehicle, but I think the most iconic car moment is this:

Warning: Professional driver on a closed track. As in, a real track - we added the dirt digitally. Do not attempt to drive this vehicle on anything other than asphalt. We cannot stress this enough - this car is meant to only make you look like you take it off-roading. All warranty claims from actual off-road use will…

Should have stuck with the Land Cruisers that Crichton originally called for.

We had an '04 Jetta 1.8T, and both an '06 and '11 Passat 2.0T. Never had an electrical problem with any of them. They were all great cars for us (do about 16k a year).

Yeah doesn't seem like the message they wanted to get across...

OHMYGOD! Someone stop the silly woman-driver from putting diesel in her fancy white Audi!

I just jam my wallet in the gap. Had to take it out anyway for the credit card reader and this way I won't forget it on top of the pump!

NO.

Thank you. Just thank you.

It is called a Zrbtt. End of story.

"The 2014 Toyota Corolla - An Adequate Thing Since Sliced Bread"

Some classy twitter posts, Samantha.