Pretty much sums it up.

Hey, scarves are way better than foreskins.

First thing that came to mind... boys are in for a world of hurt.

I understand and concede that point. However, how often do you really see an 18-Wheeler filling up at your neighborhood pump? Clearly there are other commercial vehicles that do use regular gas stations, but if you're going with the orders of magnitude more wear scale, the F350 with commercial plates isn't that much…

I live in Virginia, and this is completely asinine.

Dang, you're totally right.

Put it in writing.

I'm sure they tested this like a thousand times with the fake car, but you still couldn't pay me enough to be the driver of the XC60 for the real-life demonstration!

The Mixing Bowl, aka the intersection of the Capital Beltway and I-95 just south of DC in Springfield, VA.

Guys, I'll forgive the occaisonal typo here and there, but c'mon, the Steelers?

1) Are there no police in that entire town?

Thinking "Anti-Squeeze Driver Window" is meant to imply some sort of sensor that can detect resistance in the closing of the window. As in, won't pinch ("squeeze") your fingers if you happen to have your hand in the way.

Looks like a freakin taxi.

On-board, hidden cargo ramps?!

It'll certainly acquire a lovely patina.

So you need to look at the center console to see behind you?

Apple wants it's interior back. Also, what is the deal with the mirrors?

Phew - had to take a clsoer look, but from the first pics of the grill it looked like Audi had LED'ed up their logo as well. Thankfully just the reflection of all the lights above.

Patrick, not sure if your Found Around Town series will ever cross the river into the Commonwealth, but there is a gorgeous red VW Karman Ghia that can often be found around the top of King Street in Old Town. In fact, I parked behind it Saturday and took a few minutes to appreciate it.

Uh, that rear is terrible.