I love wine, but it hates me back.

Surprise! No one’s hired me because the entire media landscape is a neverending hell of layoffs and demeaning “permalancer” gigs.

I’ll say NP with a massive asterisk. I want the stock air box back, and that stupid hot air thing thrown in the trash, along with the sub box. Air bags..... I’ll tolerate so long as they can be taken out back to stock when those go bad. Furthermore, it is pretty much a given that the window regulators WILL go bad in…

On a pounds-per-dollar basis, this thing is cheaper than yesterday’s skinless chicken thighs.

Trivia: the wagons had the 4-note horn that sounded like a train.

Ehh, the risk of unprotected teenage sex is usually the creation of life. The risk of street racing is the destruction of life, many times not your own and many times not only one life.

But the Merc one is controversial too. I recall somebody was killed because they allegedly weren’t able to find reverse while stuck on a level crossing with a train bearing down.

You know how people say original 427 Cobras are terrifying? Now imagine one raised up 3-4 feet. I’m too old for that shit.

I wouldn’t bet on the “watered down” part, there’s not one single detail on this vehicle that screams “concept car”. Not even the wheels.

I hate how nice this looks and I hate how I kinda want one.

The thing is, I don’t mind playing in a 15,000-seat stadium against the Reno Tube Socks and giving away a 2009 Dodge Caliber during the fourth inning. I’m really good at it. My revenues are not getting decreased, and I’m happy with my income.

I recognize this may get buried here, as it goes against the prevailing point of view, but I want to provide a counterpoint.

Lol, sounds like a story I read 25 years back in a magazine geared towards model car builders. They ran an article about putting spray paint cans in warm to bareably hot water to get the paint to spray better and a reader sent in advice to the letters section. Apparently he was getting ready to paint a model in a…

I work as something called a Script Coordinator. Part of my job is to run script clearances to legal and network and get those notes back to the writer’s room. Intially I’ll ding in a room while the writers are going anything that could be suspect (choking on a food product, getting in a car accident, mocking a…

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This entire commercial laughs in your general direction.

Yes, it’s a dumb interior design for a driverless car. They haven’t gotten that far in the development.

These are excellent questions. I think Torch needs to write an article about these very important issues.

I met the guy that owns this car a few years ago at a coffee shop in Paducah, KY.