I beg to differ, SGT Cars was not authorized to use a blue pen. To this day, I continue to only use black ink.

Just goes to show that both critics and the general public are idiots. Watch what you think is good, ignore what doesn't interest you.

As far as the high schoolers are concerned, anything older than they are, especially the stuff their parents would have listened to, is probably CLASSIC ROCK.

FWIW and FTR, I am also a Minneapolis native.

I go with the pronunciation from commercials for the Husker-Du board game, from the late 70s. HOO-SKER DOO. But I'm probably wrong and don't care because I don't listen to the band anyway.

I just came from a world with penis envy. Now I have to deal with brain envy?

Law of Diminishing Returns, my ASS!

And a cold read too! Kudos, Mr. Jack-Man.

I practically grew up on Goodbye Yellow Brick Road. My dad, Model A, used to retreat to the basement (probably with some drinking involved, in hindsight) and crank this album and CCR's Greatest Hits. So from about the age of 4, I knew all the songs on this album. My mother, Model T, would complain that it wasn't…

"Workmanlike"?! Does its adequosity shine through?

Mrs. Cars and I saw Her again last night. I'm a soundtrack nerd and I also love the quiet, melancholic mood set by the film's wonderful incidental music. And incidentally it's a stellar, thoughtful, creative triumph.

But she's adorable. And as we learned in The Celery Incident, she's game for anything.

Wait… Boobs come non-pixellated?

Clancy "Happy Halloween Ladies" Brown!

The random background woman's reaction to seeing that particular cameo ("OH MY GOD") is worth the price of admission. Because getting the little details right makes me happy.

You never lied to your father?!

Yarrr, she Her be.

Another draft of "The Idiot's Lantern" could've made the Great Intelligence the villain.

Captain EO was my favorite part of Disneyland growing up in the 80s. In the summer of 2012, I took Mrs. Cars and the Hot Wheels to EPCOT and I specifically insisted that we watch Captain EO. We were all incredibly disappointed. The music was wonderful but the 3D gave us all headaches, the dialogue was…

This is the first movie I remember seeing in a theater. Because it was mid-1974, I was three years old. I remember the cast descending a staircase with torches. The story shows how awesome and irreverent my parents were.

But this movie is genius, it stands up as a legitimate comedy classic. Between this and Blazing…