I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?

He was a Muslim, but sometime in the early 90’s he converted and now only worships at the feet of Michael Jordan.

One you missed (although undoubtedly now more famous for his TV work than his days as an athlete):

Denver Broncos OT Ryan Harris (his twitter handle is “salaams_from_68” which is just great)

Don’t forget about 2013 & 2014 Pro Bowler Aqib Talib

Didn’t know Shaq was Muslim, cool to know.

FUN FACT: Due to religious-based dietary restrictrions, none of these athletes can eat Donald Trump.

Whatever. These things happen.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again:

Of course it’s victim shaming, but forget about that, the lazy journalism, the unconfirmed/shaky sources, et al. I think the question is whether The Buffalo News got enough clicks on its ads to justify running that story.

OMFG PORN BURN THE WITCH

If you are American you have a weird level of national pride about everything.