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Last night, pitching against the Yankees, Chris Sale struck out Brendan Ryan on a diving change-up that had Ryan so

Damn, that's frighteningly accurate.

Nati Light?

Ah Delino Deshields, I remember having his rookie card back when they were still popular. I used to brag to friends that it would be worth a lot since he would be the next Vince Coleman (as a child my reasoning was that they were both black and looked alike).

Go try to dunk a basketball.

$60,000 to do a background check? Behind Wall Street, Celebrity charities, Right Wing political groups, and credit cards, this sounds like a very lucrative racket.

The University commented that the money saved in this gaffe would be used to upgrade all campus PCs with AOL

SID?

Argos fuck yourself.

Being tall is seriously Peter Crouch's only contribution to soccer

The Canadian is automatically disqualified. 1 because Canadian, 2 because you can't be an athlete and dress like that. Doesn't matter what century you're from.

It's a sidewalk, and she probably didn't realize she was in a war zone. That guy just saved his buddies from a sorority girl getting within 5 feet of them. What a hero.

Are you serious? Jesus Christ. You're actually finding ways to defend this? There's always gotta be one, doesn't there? Move to Saudi Arabia, dork.

Not in the US.