I think the parents have a bit of the blame, but a great deal of it, which seems to be ignored, is the Justice System. How a guy can hit a girl with a bottle and not end up in jail is beyond my understanding. I don't care if you have Ben Matlock as your lawyer, if you smash a beer bottle over a girls head for no…

As a lifelong Lions fan, I have to say: you don't know shit about self-hatred.

This has nothing to do with "tournament schedule" as the losing team isn't in the tournament anymore.

Dafuq are you talking about? The guy is pissed because the losing team essentially gets kicked out of town in the middle of the night.

I guess the Orlando vs. San Antonio final was too tough to call?

In that Villanova-Villanova matchup, I think I like Villanova. Because there are some serious questions about Villanova, and I think Villanova can exploit that.

Austin Peay one had a player whose first name was Fly (Williams, I think). The fans would chant "The Fly is open, let's go Peay!"

One liner can end a career, or start one:

There is a good number of people IN WISCONSIN who think Marquette is in Marquette, MI

Steve Martin?

I, too, was a Zag in the mid-to-late 90s. I recall a local radio station saying the best way to mispronounce Gonzaga was to call it John Stockton University.

The irony here is that What The Fuck State isn't even on this list.