parkerthekid
ParkertheKid
parkerthekid

You know what. I’m actually going to praise Musk here. From 2016 on, every single news story was about what some orange dude was fart posting on Twitter.

Your mother.

I forget his name, but: You remember when that Republican official tried to “cut the crap” and be all like “I mean...Nobody’s really going to bed worried about being able to feed their kids in America, right? I mean, that’s just not an actual thing that happens, let’s be real here.” All like ha ha, okay, fake-poors,

He is likely arguing for Trumpeachment. However, that is a pipe-dream. If you really want to see weird AF and off, here is the real way to solve America’s Faux News, hate radio problem:

Short answer: $

it’s incredible how fuzzy the democratic leaders in our government’s hands are from sitting on them all the time.

But, please remember folks, we shouldn’t do anything about the lawlessness of the GOP and just wait 18 months because surely “voting” will still be allowed and GOP would never resort to gaming and cheating and simply ignoring the system.

“Vote blindly for this party because the other party is worse” is exactly the kind of galaxy-brained take that got us here.

did you make a Kinja account just to “well ACTUALLY” the Union of Concerned Scientists?

Is there really a buyer for whom this kind of promotion actually works? The avocado toast has become such a negative meme that I have trouble imagining the customer that wouldn’t either be put off by it or simply not get it.

This is the shit white people don’t get about racism. I don’t know what the fuck heaven park is, but Nipsey Hussle didn’t have shit to do with that, so why take it out on him? Cos he’s black. That’s the core of racism right there.

“Do I want stricter economy and business laws? Or take the chance America turns into a dictatorship with a incompetent leader? Investing is hard!”

Cause the youngest generation doesn’t want to get out and do activities. They use McDonalds for food and sit around and binge television. They grew up in a technological boom that replaces normal physicality for tech.

dude they monetize things that can’t be done, too. if someone has seen it, smelled it, felt it, tasted it, heard it, thought of it, had a nightmare about it, tripped balls and saw it through a black hole at the center of the universe, capitalists gonna monetize

The USA Brand of Capitalism: “If It Can Be Done, We Will Monetize It”

The one term pledge thing sounds great except WHY ARE WE GOING TO KNOWINGLY ELECT SOMEONE WHO WOULD GIVE UP THE ADVANTAGE OF INCUMBENCY SO WE CAN RETAIN THE PRESIDENCY LONGER!?!! Don’t elect someone who can only work half the fucking job and call that smart!

Fact: Robert E Lee hated America.
Fact: Robert E Lee was a traitor.
Fact: Robert E Lee surrendered like a coward.

lol  Reallying enjoying watching you get dunked on.  

remember: when the data and your preconceptions turn out to misalign, the problem must be with the data

Biden is a useless corporate bootlicking shill. The only Dem candidate worse than him might be Klobuchar.